Have you got a Tennis Court

[Willy Dangle]

Ok I'm at this big house in the green part of the country and not the first time I've been to one. I'm just sitting here looking at a tennis court and wondering why every country house with more than an acre has one. We are shit at Tennis so they can't be used.

Do you have one? What would you have if your name was Jeremy Smithers-Jones.

 

[RupertsFlan]

I have a two tennis courts, a converted garage and also three hookers who live in the converted barn at the bottom of the apple orchard.

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Ok I'm at this big house in the green part of the country and not the first time I've been to one. I'm just sitting here looking at a tennis court and wondering why every country house with more than an acre has one. We are shit at Tennis so they can't be used.

What would you have if your name was Jeremy Smithers-Jones.

Pinstripe suit, clean shirt and tie

 

[jonsey]

I have a two tennis courts, a converted garage and also three hookers who live in the converted barn at the bottom of the apple orchard.

Why are you at my house??

 

[Seasidesage]

Converted it to a helicopter landing pad...

 

[scooter1]

I know a couple of people with tennis courts in their gardens, and they get considerably more use than the outdoor swimming pools that accompany them