Have you ever seen the face of your dog (or other loved one) in a slice of ham?

[Lady Whistledown]

Just wondered. Doesn't have to be ham. Or a dog. Could be a slice of wholegrain toast featuring your late granny, or a lemon cheesecake containing an uncanny likeness of Terrence Trent D'Arby. Is this common?

Journalism, ladies & gentlemen. Journalism.


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[marshy68]

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[studio150]

I must be blind I can see no likeness to the dog in the ham

 

[Wellesley]

I saw my brother's face in a pizza once. I should never have pushed his head in it, but he really p1ssed me off.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I must be blind I can see no likeness to the dog in the ham

Took me a while too. I thought it was one of those Magic Ham pictures.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I've reported it as Spam.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Fergie, ole bacon face himself.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Fergie, ole bacon face himself.

Surely he was more corned beef?

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Take your pick I guess!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Take your pick I guess!

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I don't know if I can see Fergie's face in any food type, but I'm pretty sure I can spot signs of red wine in his face.

 

[LlcoolJ]

Wayne Rooney was once described as "looking like a ham sandwich" which I can see.

The most accurate football/food lookalike analogy I've seen though was Steve McLaren when England manager. He looked like "a mouldy piece of pork pie left over from a poor quality wedding buffet". Can't remember where I read it but me and my mates referred to him as "mouldy" for years. It's still pretty accurate actually.

 

[Ernest]

I saw a resemblance to Chris Hughton in my SAUSAGE today but I ATE it instead of putting it on TWITTER

 

[Bry Nylon]

Steve Bruce was once said to resemble a "water-damaged pasty" which I thought was particularly descriptive.

 

[AmexRuislip]

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David Bellotti. . Ham head

 

[Ron Manager]

Cannot recall the author but the use of "a knocked over or spilt trifle" for a part of a certain lady's anatomy still lingers in the chuckle memory.

 

[NooBHA]

Just wondered. Doesn't have to be ham. Or a dog. Could be a slice of wholegrain toast featuring your late granny, or a lemon cheesecake containing an uncanny likeness of Terrence Trent D'Arby. Is this common?

Journalism, ladies & gentlemen. Journalism.


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I would report the ******* to the RSPCA

He has obviously slapped the dog over the head with a slice of ham so hard that it has left an imprint on the ham. And instead of being fined for it, he gets notoriety in the Daily Mail.

The Daily Mail I ask you, reporting on dog imprints on a slice of ham. Why am I not surprised at their oh so talentless lack of investigative journalism

 

[NooBHA]

I saw a resemblance to Chris Hughton in my SAUSAGE today but I ATE it instead of putting it on TWITTER

You missed the opportunity to infiltrate the Daily Mail there Ernest

 

[The Brighton Bear]

Look... It's me!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Just wondered. Doesn't have to be ham. Or a dog. Could be a slice of wholegrain toast featuring your late granny, or a lemon cheesecake containing an uncanny likeness of Terrence Trent D'Arby. Is this common?

Journalism, ladies & gentlemen. Journalism.


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Simple tap-in for Hiney Art shirley?

 

[Ron Manager]

This chap needs to get his toaster serviced I venture.

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