Have you ever....found a dead body?

[eastlondonseagull]

It's freaky.

Me and Mrs ELS tried to resuscitate a bloke we discovered lying on my local common, last March. After pumping his chest for a minute or so, we tried to check his airways, only to discover his jaw was locked fast with rigormortis.





Anyone else found a corpse?

 

[Scotty Mac]

no - i imagine it to be quite surreal though

 

[Man of Harveys]

I've f***ed a dead horse, if that counts?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Plenty

The worst one had been there for about 2 months

 

[Mr Burns]

It's freaky.




Anyone else found a corpse?

I've never looked!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I've f***ed a dead horse, if that counts?

I've backed a horse that might have well have been dead, thanks to Spielberg.

 

[Scotty Mac]

I've f***ed a dead horse, if that counts?

 

[Zesh Rehman]

ive seen 2 dead bodies.

1 in a car crash hanging out of the car window and another which id rather not go into detail about.

 

[Cian]

Yes, dead old junkie in a public park. Not nice

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

i found a leg once while i was havin a piss behind some shrubbery

 

[eastlondonseagull]

I've f***ed a dead horse, if that counts?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Used to work in A&E at the Royal Sussex...seen plenty of corpses, but can't really say I have "found" any, although I did see a lorry crashed on the M25 with a dead bloke hanging out of the cab.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Yes, dead old junkie in a public park. Not nice

It's very un-nerving, yeah. The dude we found had been murdered, so it felt even more peculiar. Kept picturing his face for weeks after.

 

[The Timekeeper]

Found a bloke dead in his garden on my way walking to the local for a Sunday lunchtime drink, I was with my cousin who is a GP and did everything to revive the guy, he had been electricuted by his lawn mower and suffered a heart attack. Not nice

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Most of the ones I see are elderly people who've died of natural causes. Been to a couple of suicides, one jumped off a multi storey car park and was a bit crumpled. Another one died while on the toilet, it's surprisingly common apparently.

When they're really decomposed (like the one who'd been dead in his house for two months), the smell gets into your clothes, your skin and hair, and you can't shake it off for hours, even if you have a shower and change clothes.

I heard once from a long serving colleague who had to climb up a ladder to break into the window of a flat where they suspected the occupant had died. He smashed the glass, clambered up over the window ledge, and as he lowered himself down into the room, felt something squishy underfoot.

This was during a really long, hot summer, and when he looked down, he realised that what had been the body was directly beneath the windowsill, and he'd stepped straight in (as opposed to on) it. The deceased had essentially turned to liquid in the heat and his boots were covered in the resultant goo.

 

[Mrs Coach]

i found a leg once while i was havin a piss behind some shrubbery

Did you look for the rest?

 

[Scotty Mac]

Most of the ones I see are elderly people who've died of natural causes. Been to a couple of suicides, one jumped off a multi storey car park and was a bit crumpled. Another one died while on the toilet, it's surprisingly common apparently.

When they're really decomposed (like the one who'd been dead in his house for two months), the smell gets into your clothes, your skin and hair, and you can't shake it off for hours, even if you have a shower and change clothes.

I heard once from a long serving colleague who had to climb up a ladder to break into the window of a flat where they suspected the occupant had died. He smashed the glass, clambered up over the window ledge, and as he lowered himself down into the room, felt something squishy underfoot.

This was during a really long, hot summer, and when he looked down, he realised that what had been the body was directly beneath the windowsill, and he'd stepped straight in (as opposed to on) it. The deceased had essentially turned to liquid in the heat and his boots were covered in the resultant goo.

nice

what is your job if you dont mind me asking? im guessing it is not an ice cream salesman

 

[Cian]

nice

what is your job if you dont mind me asking? im guessing it is not an ice cream salesman

*tries to count how many times its been mentioned*

Its PC Edna Krabapppel

 

[tedebear]

nice

what is your job if you dont mind me asking? im guessing it is not an ice cream salesman

'ello 'ello whats going on 'ere?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Late one night last week there was a documentary on about one of the suicide bus bomber in Israel- think it had originally been made for BBC4. This particular bomber killed about 35 people if I remember correctly.

Anyhoo, they showed really graphic footage of the carnage afterwards, but the weirdest thing was that they found the remains of the bomber himself.

Most of him blew apart completely, but they found his face lying on the ground nearby. It was one of the most bizarre things I've ever seen. It was like one of those rubber masks you see at Halloween, all crumpled and exaggerated, but essentially unmarked, intact, and recognisable as him. No head or skull, just the skin of his face and some hair.

Sorry if you're eating your dinner right now