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Scratching my head on this one . I guess they invented and perfected NAGGING. Anything else?
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Have women every invented anything of use?
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skipper734
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Marie Curie?
Bevendean Hillbilly
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They have invented loads of diets and quilts.
and 'Scrapbooking'. Whatever that is.
ali jenkins
Thanks to Guinness Dave
Didnt a DORRIS invent the WONDERBRA?
bhaexpress
New member
Yes, they developed the technique of spotting a complete wanker.
fire&skill
Killer-Diller
Mary Anderson invented the windscreen wiper. Anderson was issued a patent for the wipers in 1905.
This is true, although her actual idea, was to use it on the rear-view mirror, to assist with clear lippy application.
A man later modified the idea, to use them on the actual windscreen.
Uncle Spielberg
Well-known member
Women should be put in charge of the major Wold powers dn many companies around the World for a year. You can GUARANTEE the World will be a better place 12 months later.
If Women had been in charge we would not have had the World Wars and we would not have had the worst World recession and credit crunch of all time.
They tend to be more compassionate and cautious than their male counterparts. the only downsize is that Women just cannot seem to get on with each other espeically in a competative and powerful environment. They can be very Catty. Its an unattractive trait.
If Women had been in charge we would not have had the World Wars and we would not have had the worst World recession and credit crunch of all time.
They tend to be more compassionate and cautious than their male counterparts. the only downsize is that Women just cannot seem to get on with each other espeically in a competative and powerful environment. They can be very Catty. Its an unattractive trait.
Uncle Spielberg
Well-known member
Try again.
Women should be put in charge of the major World powers and major companies around the World for a year. You can GUARANTEE the World will be a better place 12 months later.
If Women had been in charge we would not have had the World Wars and we would not have had the worst World recession and credit crunch of all time.
They tend to be more compassionate and cautious than their male counterparts. the only downsize is that Women just cannot seem to get on with each other especially in a competative and powerful environment. They can be very Catty. Its an unattractive trait.
Women should be put in charge of the major World powers and major companies around the World for a year. You can GUARANTEE the World will be a better place 12 months later.
If Women had been in charge we would not have had the World Wars and we would not have had the worst World recession and credit crunch of all time.
They tend to be more compassionate and cautious than their male counterparts. the only downsize is that Women just cannot seem to get on with each other especially in a competative and powerful environment. They can be very Catty. Its an unattractive trait.
'Downsize'??
Try a third time...
Try a third time...
skipper734
Registered ruffian
Don't think there are that many, I could only think of one. The reason they don't invent stuff is because they don't have sheds.
If they did they would only want a man to paint it pink, and use the space for storing shoes.
If they did they would only want a man to paint it pink, and use the space for storing shoes.
Uncle Spielberg
Well-known member
Try again.
Women should be put in charge of the major World powers and major companies around the World for a year. You can GUARANTEE the World will be a better place 12 months later.
If Women had been in charge we would not have had the World Wars and we would not have had the worst World recession and credit crunch of all time.
They tend to be more compassionate and cautious than their male counterparts. The only downside is that Women just cannot seem to get on with each other especially in a competative and powerful environment. They can be very Catty. Its an unattractive trait.
Women should be put in charge of the major World powers and major companies around the World for a year. You can GUARANTEE the World will be a better place 12 months later.
If Women had been in charge we would not have had the World Wars and we would not have had the worst World recession and credit crunch of all time.
They tend to be more compassionate and cautious than their male counterparts. The only downside is that Women just cannot seem to get on with each other especially in a competative and powerful environment. They can be very Catty. Its an unattractive trait.
Bevendean Hillbilly
New member
Yeah. Hitler would have crumbled at the prospect of Mrs. Minnever telling him his moustache looked silly and brown was'nt his colour.
Insel affe
HellBilly
Women invented LISTS !
Uncle Spielberg
Well-known member
The world could not have survived without these.
INVENTION INVENTOR YEAR
Alphabet blocks Adeline D. T. Whitney 1882
Apgar tests, which evaluate a baby’s health upon birth Virginia Apgar 1952
Chocolate-chip cookies Ruth Wakefield 1930
Circular saw Tabitha Babbitt 1812
Dishwasher Josephine Cochran 1872
Disposable diaper Marion Donovan 1950
Electric hot water heater Ida Forbes 1917
Elevated railway Mary Walton 1881
Engine muffler El Dorado Jones 1917
Fire escape Anna Connelly 1887
Globes Ellen Fitz 1875
Ironing board Sarah Boone 1892
Kevlar, a steel-like fiber used in radial tires, crash helmets, and bulletproof vests Stephanie Kwolek 1966
Life raft Maria Beaseley 1882
Liquid Paper®, a quick-drying liquid used to correct mistakes printed on paper Bessie Nesmith 1951
Locomotive chimney Mary Walton 1879
Medical syringe Letitia Geer 1899
Paper-bag-making machine Margaret Knight 1871
Rolling pin Catherine Deiner 1891
Rotary engine Margaret Knight 1904
Scotchgard™ fabric protector Patsy O. Sherman 1956
Snugli® baby carrier Ann Moore 1965
Street-cleaning machine Florence Parpart 1900
Submarine lamp and telescope Sarah Mather 1845
Windshield wiper Mary Anderson 1903
INVENTION INVENTOR YEAR
Alphabet blocks Adeline D. T. Whitney 1882
Apgar tests, which evaluate a baby’s health upon birth Virginia Apgar 1952
Chocolate-chip cookies Ruth Wakefield 1930
Circular saw Tabitha Babbitt 1812
Dishwasher Josephine Cochran 1872
Disposable diaper Marion Donovan 1950
Electric hot water heater Ida Forbes 1917
Elevated railway Mary Walton 1881
Engine muffler El Dorado Jones 1917
Fire escape Anna Connelly 1887
Globes Ellen Fitz 1875
Ironing board Sarah Boone 1892
Kevlar, a steel-like fiber used in radial tires, crash helmets, and bulletproof vests Stephanie Kwolek 1966
Life raft Maria Beaseley 1882
Liquid Paper®, a quick-drying liquid used to correct mistakes printed on paper Bessie Nesmith 1951
Locomotive chimney Mary Walton 1879
Medical syringe Letitia Geer 1899
Paper-bag-making machine Margaret Knight 1871
Rolling pin Catherine Deiner 1891
Rotary engine Margaret Knight 1904
Scotchgard™ fabric protector Patsy O. Sherman 1956
Snugli® baby carrier Ann Moore 1965
Street-cleaning machine Florence Parpart 1900
Submarine lamp and telescope Sarah Mather 1845
Windshield wiper Mary Anderson 1903
Gritt23
New member
Oh yeah, polonium, and the terrible deaths that caused in her lifetime as no-one realised it was dangerous. They made drinks of the stuff, painted ornaments in it because of it's "glowing" properties.
D'oh!
Uncle Spielberg
Well-known member
Er, to my knowledge Hitler was not a Woman
. My point seems to have gone completely over your head. Never mind.
Bevendean Hillbilly
New member
Er, to my knowledge Hitler was not a Woman
No. it has'nt gone over my head, its just a silly point.