[Cricket] Have we given up already...

[Titanic]

Anderson goes for 9; Broad for 18

27-0 (2 overs)

#takingthepiss

 

[Titanic]

Anderson being humiliated by McCullum

10 off the over

37-0 (3 overs)

Finn replaces Broad...

 

[Titanic]

and gets the same treatment... embarrassing doesn't get close.

51 from 22 balls

Send them all home

 

[Titanic]

Finn goes for 20.

Send in the clowns.

57-0 (4 overs)

 

[Titanic]

Anderson keeps it down to just the 10

5 overs... NZ 67-0

Send for the vet

 

[Titanic]

Brendan McCullum 54 from 18 balls

and then he cuts loose... 72 from 21 balls

Finn takes an absolute battering... 416666

Finn 2-0-49-0

96-0 (6 overs)

 

[Hotchilidog]

Deservedly getting hammered. Well played McCullum

 

[Titanic]

NZ 103-0 (6.4 overs)

Humiliation does not begin to get close... this is a DISGRACE

Post-match interviews will be 'interesting'.

 

[Hotchilidog]

Past caring now just enjoying NZ's performance.

 

[Taybha]

Finn 2 overs for 49 wtf !! Is the game being played with the benny hill tune playing in the background

 

[Titanic]

That went pretty well then.

England make it to lunch.

NZ 112-1 (9 overs)

 

[KZNSeagull]

Oh my.

 

[Titanic]

Oh my.

Indeed. A new nadir for English ODI cricket.

 

[Taybha]

Stopped for lunch ? Id put the shower of shyte in the stocks and let the england fans lob the bloody lunch at them !! Stopped for lunch ffs

 

[sydney]

you have to hand it to England though.....they are an exquisitely turned out bunch of lads , fantastic hair , lovely skin , wonderful bone structure.........:

 

[Titanic]

New Zealand win by 8 wickets, with 37 overs to spare.

125-2 (12.2 overs)

Well played NZ. Where now for England?

 

[KZNSeagull]

Shocking. Looks like Southee bowled very well but even so.

They did not even last long enough to turn on the lights!

Where now for England? Home, I would suspect. And persuade the ICC that 50 over cricket is a rubbish format and get it scrapped! Seriously - no idea, but KP must be laughing his head off.

 

[AlbionPics&SouthCoastTwit]

Without looking it up do you know which two countries played in the first international cricket match in 1844?

 

[mikeyjh]

Woke up pre alarm, perhaps with some excitement for the cricket. Oh. Get your coat Peter, this is getting a little embarrassing.

on a tangent, they broke for lunch? Cricket does itself no favours some times.

 

[maltaseagull]

Stuck at work are we shit or is Southee brilliant ?

Both