Have just been out for a walk....

[The Wookiee]

When I witnessed 2 teenage chavs wrestling with an OAP for her purse.

I immediatley ran over to help !!
































































We got the f***ing thing off her in the end !!!!

 

[rospants]

and i was about to say how brave you were

 

[TSB]

When I witnessed 2 teenage chavs wrestling with an OAP for her purse.

I immediatley ran over to help !!
































































We got the f***ing thing off her in the end !!!!

And then what happened?

 

[ali jenkins]

 

[Nibble]

Re: Re: Have just been out for a walk....

And then what happened?

She kicked his ass

 

[The Wookiee]

Re: Re: Have just been out for a walk....

And then what happened?

She was rushed to hospital in a coma !!

The nurses tried to wake her, but no joy. However they did notice a slight response when washing her fanny.

They rushed to her husband and suggested a little oral sex might bring her round, he agreed !!

A few minutes later her monitor flat lined, no pulse or heart beat.

The nurses rushed in.

"Whats happened?" they asked.

The husband replied. " I am not sure, but I think she may have choked!!!"

 

[TSB]

Re: Re: Re: Have just been out for a walk....

She was rushed to hospital in a coma !!

The nurses tried to wake her, but no joy. However they did notice a slight response when washing her fanny.

They rushed to her husband and suggested a little oral sex might bring her round, he agreed !!

A few minutes later her monitor flat lined, no pulse or heart beat.

The nurses rushed in.

"Whats happened?" they asked.

The husband replied. " I am not sure, but I think she may have choked!!!"

Got any more?

 

[Northstander]

 

[The Wookiee]

This woman really does not have alot of luck in life, as just last week she goes into her dentist, she takes of her knickers and sits in the dentists chair resting a leg on each arm of it.

The shocked dentist says "you have made a mistake madam, the gynacologist is on the next floor!!"

"No mistake!!" she says "Yesterday you fitted my husband with new dentures and today I want you to take them out!!"