Hastings Girl Wants To Be New NUTS Pin Up

[Mendoza]

http://www.hastingsobserver.co.uk/newshastings/Hastings-stunner-in-Nuts-magazine.3388574.jp

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Richie gets all the tough gigs doesn't he?

 

[Mendoza]

A proper MILF

 

[hans kraay fan club]

She's lovely, but I think the busty, pig-tailed, learner driver still gets it first.

 

[saltash seagull]

hard job ritchie's got there

 

[Mendoza]

hand job ritchie's got there

WHAT, he's married

 

[Woodchip]

Donna Tondo, 21 of Ore Village, was snapped on a London rooftop alongside 20 other stunners by Nuts Magazine

Each of the girls had a letter felt-tipped on their rear which together spelt out 'Good luck Lewis - beat that moaner Alonso!' in reference to British formula one driver Lewis Hamilton's world title shot this weekend.

Donna, who contributed the letter 'T' of the word 'that' in the picture, is a fully qualified hairdresser but has set her heart on reaching the top of the glamour model world.

How did she only contribute one letter? 20 girls spelling out something with 30+ characters doesn't work if they take one letter each. I presume she must of had a space as well, with a letter on each of the girls cheeks.

I also think that I've thought about this far too much.

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

feminism is dead.

 

[Buzzer]

feminism is dead.

When their pin up girls were Shere Hite (the serial wrongful extrapolator of surveys) and the god awful man hater Andrea Dworkin were they ever likely to have been taken seriously?

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

i just wish these nuts girls knew what they were doing for their cause.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I've been givin some thought to the relative hands dealt to our resident journos.

Morris; Gets to interview blonde wannabe models, photograph ample-bosomed 17 year old learner drivers in pigtails, and write the occassional piece about cats up trees.

Barrett; Has to door step DOG-KILLERS, and take on one-eyed parish council doormen.

Hardly seems fair does it?

 

[Caveman]

Norks!

 

[The Oldman]

Richie what a life eh? Better than working for the BEEB at the moment.

 

[El Presidente]

Richie what a life eh? Better than working for the BEEB at the moment.

The Beeb is nothing compared to Channel M

 

[Gwylan]

I see Richie's spelling is up to its usual high standards... although it doesn't say much for the subs at the Hastings Observer either.

 

[Gully]

No thanks.

 

[Icy Gull]

I see Richie's spelling is up to its usual high standards... although it doesn't say much for the subs at the Hastings Observer either.

"Hastings women have long been the cruel but of jokes"

Oh dear

 

[nail-Z]

How did she only contribute one letter? 20 girls spelling out something with 30+ characters doesn't work if they take one letter each. I presume she must of had a space as well, with a letter on each of the girls cheeks.

I also think that I've thought about this far too much.

I imagine the O's were already covered before they got their felt tip out.

 

[Gwylan]

"Hastings women have long been the cruel but of jokes"

Oh dear

and

"Her shoot with Nuts was her first big job and has wetted Donna's appetite for success."


Good work Richie.

 

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She has very manly arms