Has tom daley come out the closet yet?

[brightonian finest]

I'm sorry if we've offended you, BF: we were only trying to enjoy your wit and wisdom while you were still here.

Tick.

Tock.

Tick.

Tock.

Is that the sound of your egg timer

 

[Barrel of Fun]

How old are you?

30 years of age,

 

[brightonian finest]

And I've finally smelt a rat. It's taken long enough for the penny to drop.

No-one could be as thick as BF for this long. This is one of Kieran's wind-up pseudonyms, innit?

Best check your drain pipes then fat boy

 

[brightonian finest]

30 years of age,

Your sweet mate no drama

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Tell me, BF: have you enjoyed being a poster on NSC?

 

[The Large One]

Best check your drain pipes then fat boy

So you admit you are thick?

Thanks for the confirmation.

 

[brightonian finest]

Twenty-one.

As if

 

[Seagull27]

Your sweet mate no drama

16? 17? Surely can't be any older than that?

 

[brightonian finest]

So you admit you are thick?

Thanks for the confirmation.

You admitted your fat?

Oh your name says it all

 

[Seagull27]

As if

Why would I make up my age?

 

[brightonian finest]

16? 17? Surely can't be any older than that?

Wrong

 

[brightonian finest]

Tell me, BF: have you enjoyed being a poster on NSC?

No I have a life ha

 

[Washboard Didgets]

Sorry Ive got to rush my replies as edna is counting down on her egg timer. silly bitch stay in the kitchen

Is that the sound of your egg timer

These two - combined with reading Edna's signature made me laugh...

 

[Lady Whistledown]

You admitted your fat?

Oh your name says it all

Touche...

(THREE full stops there, stop me if that's confused you)

 

[The Large One]

You admitted your fat?

Oh your name says it all

Yeah, I'm fat.

You're still as thick as pigshit.

And a liar.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

You admitted your fat?

He can lose weight any time he chooses.

Full on brain transplants are still many years off.

 

[Titanic]

Reminds me of a young dale winton on his new advert

Sorry, I'm new to this thread... haven't read the rest of it. Were you asking because you have a thing for him?

 

[The Large One]

Sorry, I'm new to this thread... haven't read the rest of it. Were you asking because you have a thing for him?

He's going to be crying like a lost child for a week, and not be able to sit down for a month after Daley does him over.

 

[Washboard Didgets]

Touche...

THREE full stops there

Technical term - Ellipsis

Although in this context they may have signified an Aposiopesis [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aposiopesis]

 

[Titanic]

Just catching up a bit... he does protest rather too much.