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Has anyone ever done better with less talent than Vinnie Jones?









swd40

Active member
Mar 22, 2006
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Richard Keys has done alright despite knowing absolutely NOTHING about football whatsoever. The clueless gimp was touting Hoddle for the England manager's job the other day.

Oh and he's an odious scumbag too. How he has managed to steal a living talking about football on tv for YEARS is beyond me. The hairy ****.

Corrected that for you.
 








Bwian

Kiss my (_!_)
Jul 14, 2003
15,898
Robbie Williams
I am amazed that it has taken this long for this odious w@nker to appear. One of his 'songs' just happens to be the music on hold for Virgin Media. As if being pissed off about having no broadband isn't enough-they actually have this tw@t burning your eardrums while waiting for another clueless customer service person.

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vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
28,274
Jealous much?



Not at all, I hadn't mentioned him since October last year, he's irrelevant now that he has no room for new tattoos and he's just down to advertising watches. Obviously you are, and will always be, a fanboy.
 


The Clamp

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GreersElbow

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Jan 5, 2012
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Russell Howard
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**** me, please preach these two but add Michael Mcintyre. Both are very simplistic 'comedians' who if you literally said word by word their 'jokes' in monotonous voices, you would not be laughing. INSTEAD you SHOULD use a wide VOCAL RANGE. Jerk around making really POPULIST JOKES and make it look like you have REALLY GOOD political insight.
 


The Clamp

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jan 11, 2016
26,218
West is BEST
**** me, please preach these two but add Michael Mcintyre. Both are very simplistic 'comedians' who if you literally said word by word their 'jokes' in monotonous voices, you would not be laughing. INSTEAD you SHOULD use a wide VOCAL RANGE. Jerk around making really POPULIST JOKES and make it look like you have REALLY GOOD political insight.

I don't mind MM. He has just run out of material. I saw him about 15 years ago on a bill with Jim Jeffries. He had one little bit about "everyday stuff" and the rest was genuinely hilarious filth that made JJ look like a kids entertainer.
 


Uter

Well-known member
Aug 5, 2008
1,508
The land of chocolate
Keith Chegwin. I can recall him even admitting his lack of talent in a magazine article back in the day; I forget which one.
 




sydney

tinky ****in winky
Jul 11, 2003
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town full of eejits
Keith Chegwin. I can recall him even admitting his lack of talent in a magazine article back in the day; I forget which one.

vinnie jones has never done the balloon dance on telly so for that reason cheggers beats him in this category....imho
 




beorhthelm

A. Virgo, Football Genius
Jul 21, 2003
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