Has anybody ever punched an animal ?

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hopkins

Banned
Nov 6, 2003
1,189
Brighton
Must admit to getting a bit drunk one night and was dared by my mates to do a Roberto Duran and knock a horse out. I duly punched the horse but it didn't fall over, it wobbled though. The run back to the fence gating them in was a quick one :eek:
 






Gullflyinghigh

Registered User
Apr 23, 2012
4,279
Isn't there already a thread going on for the stupidest thing you've ever done?

Also, punching a horse is despicable, well done you.
 


smeg

New member
Feb 11, 2013
980
BN13
Must admit to getting a bit drunk one night and was dared by my mates to do a Roberto Duran and knock a horse out. I duly punched the horse but it didn't fall over, it wobbled though. The run back to the fence gating them in was a quick one :eek:

Bit weird this one :ohmy: But in answer to your question No I've never hurt an animal on purpose. Ran a cat over once and killed it, also ran a rabbit over as well but felt sick about both events tbh
 






BN9 BHA

DOCKERS
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Jul 14, 2013
22,684
Newhaven
Must admit to getting a bit drunk one night and was dared by my mates to do a Roberto Duran and knock a horse out. I duly punched the horse but it didn't fall over, it wobbled though. The run back to the fence gating them in was a quick one :eek:

Shame it didn't boot you in the head. :wrong:
 


Durlston

"You plonker, Rodney!"
Jul 15, 2009
10,017
Haywards Heath
Must admit to getting a bit drunk one night and was dared by my mates to do a Roberto Duran and knock a horse out. I duly punched the horse but it didn't fall over, it wobbled though. The run back to the fence gating them in was a quick one :eek:

You're a tw@t. As an animal lover, I hope an alsatian dog rips into you.
 








BN9 BHA

DOCKERS
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Jul 14, 2013
22,684
Newhaven
Bell end of the week award goes to the OP

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mikeyjh

Well-known member
Dec 17, 2008
4,607
Llanymawddwy
I once kind of bitch slapped/flapped at a cow that was having a pop at me, probably the most scared I've ever been. The beer at the end of that walk was particularly enjoyable.
 


Insel affe

HellBilly
Feb 23, 2009
24,337
Brighton factually.....
I actually know an Australian girl (she suffers from Bi-Polar we think or something similar) and she got accused of punching a sheep at no word of a lie "Crystal Palace Park Farm"

She got sacked after a disciplinary meeting, Now I have known her about 20 years and to say she is odd is an understatement, did she I can't see it.... But you never know.

She has since moved back to Australia after living in tent in a distant relatives back garden with her 8 year old daughter whom she took out of school.... so many things wrong with this woman, she needs help and more importantly her daughter does.
 






Paul Reids Sock

Well-known member
Nov 3, 2004
4,458
Paul Reids boot
I think the worst thing is that you clearly still find this a bit amusing and/or proud of it.

People do stupid things when drunk, most regret when sober and would not think to start a thread on an internet forum about it
 




mothy

Well-known member
Dec 30, 2012
2,283
Must admit to getting a bit drunk one night and was dared by my mates to do a Roberto Duran and knock a horse out. I duly punched the horse but it didn't fall over, it wobbled though. The run back to the fence gating them in was a quick one :eek:

Is your 1st name Simon?
 






grubbyhands

Well-known member
Dec 8, 2011
2,296
Godalming
Have you ever thought of volunteering as an organ transplant donor? Only the ones the horse didn't pulp when it kicked your sad head in and then trampled you to death though eh? What a freakin' tool you are.
 




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