Harry in court today

[Lady Whistledown]

Can we play Harry Bingo? How long before he says:

- bare bones

- It's a massive point (when his brief manages to land one on HMRC)

- We're not in the same league when its comes to spending power (when he complains about the quality of his own brief compared to HMRCs)

Also

-"for sure"

and

"top, top" as in "my brief is a top, top barrister"

 

[El Presidente]

City fans were singing Harry's going down yesterday

He won't, by the way. They don't call him Teflon Harry for no reason. He'll miraculously escape yet again, & then bluster on to the media (who are all wrapped round his little finger anyway) about persecution.

If he does go down I can't see Mr Big wanting him to be his pretty boy bitch in the showers somehow.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

If he does go down I can't see Mr Big wanting him to be his pretty boy bitch in the showers somehow.

The post-match interviews after yesterday's game were conducted with Redknapp and David Platt. That has got to be the ugliest press conference in human history, surely? Platt always looks to me as though, by some freak of nature, his face grew inside out.

 

[Common as Mook]

The official court sketch. I shit you not.

 

[Gwylan]

The official court sketch. I shit you not.

Great - they've finally caught up with Peter Ridsdale but what's Bamber Gascoigne done?

 

[Brownstuff]

The official court sketch. I shit you not.

Why has Barry Hearn been dragged into this mess?

 

[Common as Mook]

Michael Caine has done nothing wrong!!!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

The official court sketch. I shit you not.

 

[Questions]

Great - they've finally caught up with Peter Ridsdale but what's Bamber Gascoigne done?

Bamber Gasgoigne : Here is your starter for ten ( years.)

 

[Questions]

The official court sketch. I shit you not.

They must be down to the bare bones with official court sketchers. That is truly dreadful.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Redknapp appeared surprisingly relaxed as the judge adjourned the court session for an early lunch.

 

[Brownstuff]

Is Harry trying to look all intelligent in court with his Michael Caines on?
Never seen him before with bins on

 

[Brownstuff]

In other Harry news today
Harry Redknapp has reported Roberto Mancini to the FA after Mancini waved an imaginary tax return form at him at the weekend

 

[Bry Nylon]

They must be down to the bare bones with official court sketchers. That is truly dreadful.

Give him a break. He's new to the court sketching game since his sculpting business went tits up.

 

[Weststander]

Good shout about Barry Hearn.

And what's Arthur Scargill doing there wearing a suit & specs?

 

[Weststander]

HM Revenue don't have much of a track record on prosecutions and even worse in opposing the secret world of football, but whatever happens there should be enough mud stick to screw 'Arry's chances of taking the England job

In fairness to 'arry, he accidently flew to Monaco, but an imposter opened a bank account in the name of his dog&year of birth, and by coincidence his employer pumped money into it, that happened to match 5% of PFC's transfer profits. Allegedly.

This accident led to a loss of employers and employees national insurance, and 40% tax.

'arry is just unlucky.

 

[severnside gull]

In fairness to 'arry, he accidently flew to Monaco, but an imposter opened a bank account in the name of his dog&year of birth, and by coincidence his employer pumped money into it, that happened to match 5% of PFC's transfer profits. Allegedly.

This accident led to a loss of employers and employees national insurance, and 40% tax.

'arry is just unlucky.

absolutely - they will never get a conviction based on such limited evidence of wrongdoing

 

[Weststander]

absolutely - they will never get a conviction based on such limited evidence of wrongdoing

Strange that there were a team of Spurs officials in court.

The alleged tax fraud was before he was employed by them.

No doubt they arrogantly feel their expensive city team of Bernstein, Goldberg & Loophole, can meddle & get honest 'Arry off.

 

[severnside gull]

Strange that there were a team of Spurs officials in court.

The alleged tax fraud was before he was employed by them.

No doubt they arrogantly feel their expensive city team of Bernstein, Goldberg & Loophole, can meddle & get honest 'Arry off.

well if anyone can buy his way out of trouble it's 'Arry

 

[The Large One]

Football Rumours site - you gotta laugh...

If Harry Redknapp and Milan Mandaric are jailed, Gus Poyet will take over at Spurs, with Alan Curbishley taking over at Brighton