crodonilson
He/Him
Happy Birthday to our one and only Transport Secretary Chris Grayling.
I am sure NSC will join me in wishing Chris a great day.
I am sure NSC will join me in wishing Chris a great day.
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[Politics] Happy Birthday
- Thread starter crodonilson
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Lower West Stander
Well-known member
Celebrating by my London Bridge train being 40 minutes late and terminating at East Croydon due to overrunning engineering works.
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Norman Potting
Well-known member
I expect he has forgotten it or booked the wrong day off by mistake.
Medwayseagull
JCB
To celebrate we should come up with as many words as possible that reflect his incompetence and rhyme with his surname. We already have failing so I will add "bungling" - any more contributions ?
Taking the Piss Chris Failing Grayling.
- Apr 5, 2014
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He'll be two hours late for his party.
Greg Bobkin
Silver Seagull
- May 22, 2012
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A real-life April Fool 
SollysLeftFoot
New member
They should make this kind of negligent incompetence illegal. How can someone be such a failure and still hold their job?
TheJasperCo
Well-known member
I sent him a card in the post. I expect it shall arrive with him on New Year's Day 2100.
crodonilson
He/Him
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A sad day for Chris today as his feature policy when he was justice secretary is reversed.
Trump
Happy Birthday to our one and only Transport Secretary Chris Grayling.
I am sure NSC will join me in wishing Chris a great day.
He made the same disastrous mess up of the probation service which will now return to being a public service in Wales initially and then in England from 2020. These Ministers never seem to fall on their sword for all their failings just moved to another job in which to fail.
Human garbage.
Living proof that Theresa May is the worst PM of all time (Cameron finally loses that crown).
She's so useless that she can't sack this oxygen theif for the sole reason that he supports her.
Everyone. Is. Laughing. At. You.
Which constituency actually votes this prick in anyway? They should all be sectioned. He's a moron.
She's so useless that she can't sack this oxygen theif for the sole reason that he supports her.
Everyone. Is. Laughing. At. You.
Which constituency actually votes this prick in anyway? They should all be sectioned. He's a moron.
Blackadder
Brighton Bhuna Boy
He must have something on Theresa May. How can incompetence be continually rewarded whilst other ministers resign or are sacked?
He has the intelligence of Diane Abbott and the laziness of David Davies.
He has the intelligence of Diane Abbott and the laziness of David Davies.
And the charisma of some leftover cheese flan. On a beer stained table at a 50th wedding anniversary. In a working men's club in Maltby.
crodonilson
He/Him
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Epsom and Elwell, he won one of the biggest majorities in the whole country. Over 35,000 voted for him.
Amazing. One of those "stick a blue rosette on a pig" places. All 35k should be ashamed of themselves.
He is a symptom of how poor our political class is nowadays.
We have the worst PM ever; we have the likes of Farage grabbing headlines; we have a pathetic shadow leader.
I hate myself more for letting these people be allowed to grab the positions they are in.
There are good people in Parliament - none of them in positions of power.
We have the worst PM ever; we have the likes of Farage grabbing headlines; we have a pathetic shadow leader.
I hate myself more for letting these people be allowed to grab the positions they are in.
There are good people in Parliament - none of them in positions of power.