Flex Your Head
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Today, I am very ashamed to say, I had to get off my train at a small station in south London and throw up copiously and noisily in full view of 2crowded trains. I splashed vom on my shoes and trouser legs. And then I was sick again. And again. And again. There was no toilet or, in fact, any facilities at all, and I had a single Patisserie Valerie napkin in my bag to wipe myself down with.
I then had to board the next train to London and pretend that nothing had happened, whilst doubtless honking like a wrong 'un. I wear a suit so I didn't resemble a tramp completely, but I still looked pretty rank.
Work has been awful. I feel knackered with a head that aches like a *******, and have had to slope off to the bogs for one final chuck. Fortunately, it's quiet in the office today, so I've been able to ease up a little, but I now have two hour-long back-to-back conference calls
What's been your worst hangover at work?
I then had to board the next train to London and pretend that nothing had happened, whilst doubtless honking like a wrong 'un. I wear a suit so I didn't resemble a tramp completely, but I still looked pretty rank.
Work has been awful. I feel knackered with a head that aches like a *******, and have had to slope off to the bogs for one final chuck. Fortunately, it's quiet in the office today, so I've been able to ease up a little, but I now have two hour-long back-to-back conference calls
What's been your worst hangover at work?