Handjobs

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Handjobs: the Spanish Inquisition version

Two blokes go into a pub. when they reach the bar they see the barmaid is a rather attractive young lady wearing a red cloak, a funny hat and a crucifx.

Bloke 1: "Oooh blimey, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition."

Barmaid: "Hah! Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Our two main specials of the day are: the ploughmans lunch, a parma ham sandwich, and a handjob... THREE! Our THREE main specials are: the ploughmans lunch, a parma ham sandwich, a handjob, and an almost FANATICAL devotion to the pope. FOUR! Our four main.... I'll come in again."

(Moments later) Barmaid: "Amongst our major specials are..."