Half time entertainment

[SK1NT]

yeah! hit the cross bar for a £1000 i think its palace or pompey that does that!!

 

[Sully's Moustache]

Who remembers the Marching Ambassadors............?

 

[BrightonBird]

Well at least some music or the mascot trying to score a goal against dick knight!

 

[Gritt23]

yeah, laughing at the useless locals on away trips is always fun - but do you want Brighton fans to be laughing stocks?

Simple solution. If it's a "laughing stock" type thing, then only allow away fans to make idiots of themselves.

 

[sully]

Something like West Ham's Hammerettes would be very much appreciated amongst the male support i'm sure...

It would get a bit crowded on the running track, though. Or we'd all have to take binoculars!

I seem to recall that Grimsby had a bunch of girlies wandering around pitchside before the game. I can't remember why they were there, but I do recall one of them almost wetting herself with excitement when we sang "Shit ground, fit birds" at them. Poor love probably hadn't seen any real men before, just fishermen.

 

[Italiaseagull]

What about Badger Baiting or Cock Fights?

 

[Rougvie]

Something like West Ham's Hammerettes would be very much appreciated amongst the male support i'm sure...

Did anyone go to the Kronemborg Cup ?
I thought that the 'juicy' crew were the highlight, all fit as fcuk aged between 17-21 and cavourting around with very little on, why cant they do home games ? (maybe they are all too busy lap dancing !!)

 

[Trigger]

Not to mention the Spitfire girls at the cricket eh Italia, Chappers, Gonzo, Mental Etc...?

 

[SK1NT]

bull fighting!!!

dress a palace fan in red, sit back and enjoy the fun!

 

[Tom Bombadil]

Bare Knuckle Boxing, or Foxy Boxing or Bare Foxy Boxing.

Pro-celebrity Stripping

Shoot the Nimby

 

[CHAPPERS]

Not to mention the Spitfire girls at the cricket eh Italia, Chappers, Gonzo, Mental Etc...?

As Duff Man would say,

''Ooooooooooooh yeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh''

 

[Lord Bracknell]

We all remember Edgar Street - the Hereford Bull on a string.

Maybe we should have a seagull on a string and parade it around the ground before every game?

 

[Mr Popkins]

"Chip the ball in the boot of a car" a few years back at, erm, Northampton?

.

it was called "Shoot the Boot", if you got it in you won the car, the competition had been going on so long with no winner ,the car was an Austin Allegro!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

We went somewhere last season where a couple of fans were spun round and round (like you do with your head touching a broomstick when you were younger and drunk) and then had to run forward and take a penalty in front of an empty goal.

It took one of the guys 3 attempts just to connect with the ball. Might have been Palace or Fratton Park? That was quite good, just for the humilation value of these two guys.

The Albion probably aren't allowed anything like that, as it might constitute "entertainment" and risk upsetting the nesting badgers in the nature reserve.

 

[oatsy]

Who remembers Ron Pavey at the Goldstone at half time?

"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen!!"

Aaah, the good old days.

 

[Citrus]

I think Brighton should have some.

A mascot for example.

Why don't we have one? Any reason? The Oldham one, daft as he was, was quite amusing.

I think we should have one, it would attract more kids. They are also hilarious, remember the Grimsby one...

 

[fatbadger]

What about Badger Baiting

oi! leave me alone!

 

[The Large One]

The best one I heard about but never saw was at Gillingham (not while we were there). Apparently, their half-time entertainment once was an exhibition of carpet laying in the centre circle. Brilliant.

 

[MRRF 10]

We went somewhere last season where a couple of fans were spun round and round (like you do with your head touching a broomstick when you were younger and drunk) and then had to run forward and take a penalty in front of an empty goal.

It took one of the guys 3 attempts just to connect with the ball. Might have been Palace or Fratton Park? That was quite good, just for the humilation value of these two guys.

The Albion probably aren't allowed anything like that, as it might constitute "entertainment" and risk upsetting the nesting badgers in the nature reserve.

portsmouth

 

[Brighton Breezy]

I emailed the club offering my services as a mascot stating previous experience of dressing up as Mr Wimpy when working at a bowling alley, but they didnt want to know. Bastards.