Gus Poyet Twitter

[the hitman]

Is this Him?

http://twitter.com/#!/GusPoyet

Whoever it is comes up with some cracking tweets

GusPoyet Gustavo Poyet
I saw to fans, no fighting with Palace at Croydon Saturday. My mother always tell me never pick on the poor and homeless


GusPoyet Gustavo Poyet
Who that ugly man who say he lookalike me? I am hot with ladies (& a pinup boy in Kemp Town too), he look like from Texas Chainsaw Massacre

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Yeah it's hilarious

 

[porkypie]

 

[JGaleBHA]

GusPoyet Gustavo Poyet
People say why Taro look unhappy Saturday at Tranmere? It cos he cannot complete level three of Angry Birds. I know how, but keep it secret!

Love that!

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

"Muzza just ask me about David Healey, I say to Muzza I surprised he read a newspaper!"

"Linesman he tell me it's revenge for Maradona hand of God. I tell him he know no Geography as well as being fat and blind"

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

"I tell Ash to take it easy, scoring rebounds is like making love to a beautiful woman. You must shoot straight when they spread before you"

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

I read these first time round but they're making me crack the second

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I quite like the http://twitter.com/#!/KaiWayne

Quite tempted to make a spoof account, but not sure what/who yet.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

"People ask me why I nickname 'La Radio' in Spain, it because I am always switched on, but not to Chris Moyles, for he's a fat useless tosser"

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

"My kids want me to watch Inbetweeners before, but I no understand what they on about. What is this 'clunge' they keep referring to?"

 

[Bean]

Gus Poyet

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

"5 Live ask me 2 comment on Chile miners, do they think all S Americans same? It's like asking Inigo 2 comment if Liz Hurley take it up arse"

 

[porkypie]

People say to me Muzza seems trimmer and more athletic this season. Why? NO GREGGS, just because he Northern does not mean pies, pies, pies!

 

[Braders]

"Tonight I make one small surprise to team, but only a small one, not a big one, like finding out that Lady Gaga has a cock"

 

[El Presidente]

"Fuckwit journo ask why I keen on Kaz. I tell him because I grow up watching Speedy Gonzalez cartoons when a kid, & he write it down! Crazy!"

"People ask who are my heroes? Jose Artigas, who gave independence, Simon Bolivar, Andre Andre Arriba, the sprinter, and Lemmy from Motorhead"

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

come on- own up, who is it?

 

[porkypie]

Ken Bates, you say 'No ficking chance' when I apply for job at Leeds, now I laugh at you, Concede 6 at home, when my boys keep clean sheets

 

[Horsham Gull]

"Tonight I make one small surprise to team, but only a small one, not a big one, like finding out that Lady Gaga has a cock"

definantly a new signiture for on here

 

[Zeff]

That is Hilarious.

The man is a Legend

 

[porkypie]

What is this Moan-In show? Do these people not know we are top of the league.