Gus Poyet- a limerick!

[20 ton megalith]

Gus Poyet’s ego was enormous
He thought himself totally gorgeous
It all ended in doom,
Beaten by Bloom,
Thank God for this handy thesaurus.

 

[stripeyshark]

There was a fanatic named Gus,
Who's fans claimed to be on a bus.
He won a promotion,
But now there's a notion,
He thinks he is too good for us.

 

[stripeyshark]

I really do not
understand Haiku poems
Could you please teach me?

All you need to do
Is count up your syllables
Five, seven, then five.

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

The Albion went into a vortex
When the turd was found at the Amex
So Gus threw his toys from the pram
When the club didnt get to the Prem
And all Gus can say is "Its Complex"

 

[Man of Harveys]

Gus Poyet’s ego was enormous
He thought himself totally gorgeous
It all ended in doom,
Beaten by Bloom,
Thank God for this handy thesaurus.

Quite a first post. Nice.

 

[johnny jigsaw]

Mr. Poyet was the boss
Until the Crystal Palace loss.
Then there was a massive fuss,
and now he works at ToysRUs.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I used to lie;
gaze into your eyes;
your skin as fair as Venus.
But now we all;
think you've punctured the ball;
and have decided that you are a penis.

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Poor Charlie he pranged up his Merc
And it made him feel like a berk
But at present he's banned
Cant step on the Albion's land
So now he's at home doing housework

 

[Brightonia]

There once was a man from Brighton
Who said to his girl, “You’re a tight one.”
She said, “Pardon my soul,
but you’re in the wrong hole.
There’s plenty of room in the right one

This made me LOL!!

 

[Postman Pat]

Gus said he had a feeling
That the club had hit the ceiling
If he don't get more cash
he's making a dash
to a club that is far more appealing.

 

[teaboy]

I really do not
understand Haiku poems
Could you please teach me?

The first line has five
syllables the next seven
The last five again

 

[fcportaloo]

He thought he was the 'manager of the season'
But to win the award, you need a reason
We lost in the cup
We didn't go up
Now the way he treats the club is treason

 

[Titanic]

No fresh news today
Our frustration continues
At least the sun shines.

 

[pasty]

There's a team down on the south coast
That everyone here loves the most
But our God that was Gus
Has now crashed his bus
And soon it appears he'll be toast

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

I've heard rumour of Gus
About why hes kicked up a fuss
But i'm not revealing spoilers
cos that's a job for the lawyers
and certainly not for one of us

 

[-gully-]

There was an old pikey called holloway
Who discovered a turd that wouldn't go away
He knew that a flush, or a swashbuckling brush
Would be worse for his team talk anyway

 

[Binney on acid]

There was a tactically inept egocentric manager called Gus,
Whose word you never could trust,
The football was boring,
I used to wake those around me with my snoring,
and during the humiliating capitulation at the Amex on the evening of 27th September 2011 against Palace I couldn't stand it any more and decided to get off the bus.

 

[Goldstone1976]

I really do not
understand Haiku poems
Could you please teach me?

 

[Brightonia]

There was a tactically inept egocentric manager called Gus,
Whose word you never could trust,
The football was boring,
I used to wake those around me with my snoring,
and during the humiliating capitulation at the Amex on the evening of 27th September 2011 against Palace I couldn't stand it any more and decided to get off the bus.

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