Gus Poyet- a limerick!

[Dougie]

There was this smelly old pikey
That on this board we didn't likey
When he opened his trap
It spouted out crap
Now bugger off and get on your bikey

Oh crikey .

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

There was a poster called Tony
Who sounded like an old crony

Gee thanks, nicest thing anyone has ever said of me.

TNBA

TTF

 

[Skaville]

There was a chap called Gus poyet
He hated financial fair play
He wanted to sign
Just a player (or nine!)
He'd happily spend cash all day

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Tony said to Gus
Soz, you've lost your job
It really is your own fault
You opened your gob
You've actually made yourself
Look a bloody nob
Gus just shrugged his shoulders
And began to sob

Disclaimer: This probably never happened

 

[Bring back Bryan wade!!]

There once was a man called Poyet
Who every so often would pray
That in time we would see
He was bound for Chelsea
And NOBODY would get in his way

 

[Big Jim]

Doesn't Gus rhyme with Pus? Must be a line in there somewhere?

 

[Brightonia]

I can't believe nobody liked my poogate one

 

[Seagull on the wing]

There was a guy called Gus
Who thought more of himself than us
When asked to leave
Would you believe
He said,ee's complicated, why the fuss?

Like it you Commie...

 

[pauli cee]

Doesn't Gus rhyme with Pus? Must be a line in there somewhere?

i'm loving how people still seem to think there is 2 ways of pronouncing Poyet, ( makes these limericks a bit confusing....)

 

[Brightonia]

Arrived a spaniard called Vicente
Who had skill a plenty,
It's a shame that ol' Gus,
Would rather lick his spot pus,
Than let him be a main stay!


Needs work....

 

[The Brighton Buzz]

Gus has opened his gob once again
Saying I want to work in the prem
Don't mess with our Tony
It is you that is phoney
Your off, its a matter of when

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

There once was a gaffer called Gus,
Who started a mighty old fuss,
The Amex is shit,
I don't like it one bit,
Bring back Withdean and Wilkins or Russ.

 

[Winker]

The football it was quite appealing.
Until it did hit on the ceiling,
Then Gus said "Please pay,
Or I am away"
So the fans said "Feck Off", with much feeling!

 

[Winker]

For Tony and Gus we did hanker,
Their partnership much of a banker,
Then in came Paul Barber,
Who cut off their ardour,
And everyone said "What a (jolly nice chap)".

 

[Brightonia]

For Tony and Gus we did hanker,
Their partnership much of a banker,
Then in came Paul Barber,
Who cut off their ardour,
And everyone said "What a (jolly nice chap)".

LOL!

 

[cyber seagull]

We once had a great manager called Gus
But he thought he was too good for us
He got too big for his boots
And shat on our roots
I wish he'd now **** off without any fuss

 

[Pavilionaire]

Albion's manager, boy he had some front
A Premier League job he often did hunt
The the club hit the roof
But Bloom had no proof
Now he's fvkked up next season, the kvnt.

 

[Tubby-McFat-Fuc]

There once was a man called Poyet
Who head was as **** *** ***** ****
He was a ***** **** **** ****
*** ******* ******
***** a **** *** and * **** ****** Oatway!!

 

[Man of Harveys]

A rich short-arssed gambler named Bloom
Hired two men of whom one might assume
That the Seagulls would thrive
But instead they'd nose dive
With three egos too big for one room

 

[cloud]

There once was a man called The Dagger
Who made the long trip from Valencia
He made us all swoon
But he left us in June
And now he's gone back to Malaga