GUESS who I saw at Brighton RACES today ?

[Ernest]

Standing BY the paddock I spotted the potless pillock there , must have got a FREE ticket to get in.

Also SAW his car in the car park, a 15 year old Skoda with the number plate T1 GHT.

I was WISHING a horse did a SHIT on him when it WALKED past like he DUMPED on us for all THOSE years but no such LUCK.

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

A jockey?

 

[Eric Potts]

I don't know Ernest . Was it Norman St John-Stevas ?

 

[Daffy Duck]

Lord Lucan?

 

[Davey Boy Smith]

Michael Owen??

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Pliny The Elder?
Nathan The Elder?

 

[Durlston]

Glenn Murray?

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

How many syllables?

 

[otk]

Was it a ONE-TRICK pony?

 

[Art Vs Science]

I hope your hair is not getting as desperately thin as your jokes

 

[WeAreTheAlbion]

David Belloti?

 

[Spicy]

Dick Knight?

 

[Seagull Steve]

Nile Ranger with his homies?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Was it David Cameron, George Osborne or Nick Clegg?

 

[Spicy]

Vince Cable or Aunt Mabel?

 

[otk]

We're not even getting cold, warm, hot FFS!

This is a sh*t game!

 

[brakespear]

Was it a ONE-TRICK pony?

Myself I'm going for this one.

 

[crasher]

Was it former Olympic swimming medallist Adrian Moorhouse?

 

[Diego Napier]

were you looking in a mirror?

 

[brightn'ove]

Sally gunnel?