[News] Greatest YouGov poll ever - what animal could you beat in a fight?

[Stat Brother]

 

[m@goo]

Have they been reading NSC?

And how the hell do people think they can beat an Elephant in a fight without weapons? Get it in a head lock and pin it to the ground?

 

[A1X]

The people who genuinely think they could defeat a bear or a lion must be on something.

I notice honey badger didn’t make it.

 

[Hugo Rune]

The King Cobra is an interesting fight.

23% of men think they’d win a fight, but what is winning? I’m pretty confident that I could grab one and end it under my boot but it would cost me a few bites, with out an anti-venom at hand, I’m going down too.

When you go into a fight with a King Cobra, you’d be best off digging two graves (although one would clearly be a lot easier to excavate, shouldn’t take more than a few minutes).

 

[Is it PotG?]

Some p1ssed up hard case having a pop at a King Cobra.

 

[*Gullsworth*]

The people who genuinely think they could defeat a bear or a lion must be on something.

I notice honey badger didn’t make it.

Never mind even a chimp.A Chimpanzee has a strength 6 to 8 times greater than an adult human.
Edit some scientists claim chimps are at least twice as strong as Humans.

 

[m@goo]

The King Cobra is an interesting fight.

23% of men think they’d win a fight, but what is winning? I’m pretty confident that I could grab one and end it under my boot but it would cost me a few bites, with out an anti-venom at hand, I’m going down too.

When you go into a fight with a King Cobra, you’d be best off digging two graves (although one would clearly be a lot easier to excavate, shouldn’t take more than a few minutes).

Do you write for Alan Partridge

 

[Coldeanseagull]

The only one there I know I can beat is the rat, that is through past experience.
Has anyone wrestled a dog or a cat at bath time? There are no winners
The rest and I call BS with drugs involved

 

[BN9 BHA]

https://youtu.be/4xwc6BOU6rM

I see a high percentage think they can take on a goose and win

 

[Giraffe]

With all, I’d use my brain, and kill it with a gun. Which is why humans should be winning the worlds hardest animal.

 

[Stat Brother]

Is the kangaroo wearing boxing gloves?

 

[Icy Gull]

The people who genuinely think they could defeat a bear or a lion must be on something.

I notice honey badger didn’t make it.

Or carrying a rifle, even then I’d have my doubts.

Whoops just seen the small print - unarmed

I wouldn’t be sure of beating any of them, even the sharp toothed plague carrying rat

 

[Stat Brother]

With all, I’d use my brain, and kill it with a gun. Which is why humans should be winning the worlds hardest animal.

Did you also use your brain to read the question?

If so I'd be worried if I were you.

 

[Garry Nelson's teacher]

Eric Burden as he's getting on in years.

 

[wunt be druv]

None of them! A f*****g spider sends me running for cover!

 

[Gabbafella]

I think once you get to large dog, it's more about belief exceeding capability. Nobody is winning a fight against the top half of that list unless extremely lucky.

 

[midnight_rendezvous]

With all, I’d use my brain, and kill it with a gun. Which is why humans should be winning the worlds hardest animal.

 

[Yes Chef]

Anything larger than a Heron and I'm out

 

[Tom Bombadil]

Did you also use your brain to read the question?

If so I'd be worried if I were you.

His posts on nsc would suggest his brain is rarely used if at all.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Is this with a two metre rule?