Honky Tonx
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Here we go again. I won't believe it until there are actual picture or someone gets attacked ( is Mr Corbyn going there on his Summer hols? ). Most Likely to be a large Porbeagle or my Wife.
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Great White off Hayling Island.
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AmexRuislip
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It's probably an old fridge that has been dumped off the Admiral Kuznetsov!
Doc Lynam
I hate the Daily Mail
- Jun 19, 2011
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Picture from the Daily Star, 1 to 1 scale.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7k9Qa...8VdowcUCRIn1IznJWvRrulZSW38PbtI-00VIlwYlxK8hA
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Cheeky Monkey
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- Jul 17, 2003
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As someone who regularly swims a fair distance out to sea, these things do play on the mind, especially when you look back at the beach, the people are just dots and there's nothing but deep water all around you...and then you start a manic crawl stroke back to shore before a great white has your legs/torso away.
el punal
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Not Greg Norman again?
Indeed - scaremongering! Like the mayor of Amity Island, I'll need a lot more evidence before I start to panic, preferably a death or two. I hope the tourist industry around the island is unaffected by this bull.
I have always considered myself a good swimmer, but the actual thought of going in the water far out to sea anywhere absolutely fills me with dread, it genuinely scares me and always has.
banjo
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Mr Putdown
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To put the risk in context, the odds of being killed by a shark are 239,998,500 greater than the odds on Brighton winning the Premier League this season.
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Can you imagine Corbyn being eaten by a Great White, he would probably even try to blame that on May as it ripped his head off.
SIMMO SAYS
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To put the risk in context, the odds of being killed by a shark are 239,998,500 greater than the odds on Brighton winning the Premier League this season.
Send your address so I can send something that you may find interesting
Mr Putdown
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Send your address so I can send something that you may find interesting
Can't you just PM it?
Mackenzie
Old Brightonian
I've seen some enormous jellyfish in the sea between the end of the pier and the marina. I think they worry me more than the sharks!
Thunder Bolt
Silly old bat
It's the Express. Surely nobody believes the Express?
SIMMO SAYS
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Taybha
Whalewhine
Sea temp rising year on year so not out of the question plus they are probably fed up with eating yanks and are sampling other delicacies our seas provide .
Mr Putdown
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happypig
Staring at the rude boys
To put the risk in context, the odds of being killed by a shark are 239,998,500 greater than the odds on Brighton winning the Premier League this season.
Worth a cheeky fiver then ?
SIMMO SAYS
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To big to send by PM I guess.
We can bring it around with some goldfish flakes free of charge