great story from the arsegas

[aftershavedave]

Police seize sex toy after raid at adult shop


A sex toy has been seized by police investigating a shop theft.

A man ran off with shoes, DVDs, wigs, underwear and cosmetics after distracting staff at Lacies in Portland Road, Hove.

Staff said the man, described as 5ft tall with black hair, spent an hour trying on corsets and hair pieces before running off with £330 of goods.

They added that police had taken a sex toy as evidence.

 

[Huple]

Police seize sex toy after raid at adult shop


A sex toy has been seized by police investigating a shop theft.

A man ran off with shoes, DVDs, wigs, underwear and cosmetics after distracting staff at Lacies in Portland Road, Hove.

Staff said the man, described as 5ft tall with black hair, spent an hour trying on corsets and hair pieces before running off with £330 of goods.

They added that police had taken a sex toy as evidence.

Run Rabbit, run rabbit, run run run.

 

[Easy 10]

DANNY

*wagsfinger*

 

[KneeOn]

I wonder why he chose to JACK a sex shop?

 

[desprateseagull]

am i the only one that read this as the cops raiding the sex shop..? (looking for hardened criminals, etc..)

 

[Durlston]

They're facing a stiff sentence when caught.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Can't be that hard (boom boom) to catch... he's 5ft with a corset fetish!

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

He ran off wearing the corsets .......

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

DANNY

*wagsfinger*

Relax... I got you that 4 speed butt plug you asked me for

 

[Drumstick]

I'm surprised no-one put up a photo of alex reid yet!

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

5ft ! 5ft !!

Fecking cheek, I'm at least 5ft 3½ .....