Great News on the Shirt Sponsorship!!

[Digweeds Trousers]

Wonderful news - in recent weeks I have been preparing to launch my new business and will be presenting my commerical proposition to the Albion shortly.

My business provides herbal remedies for impotence and I am expecting to generate signifcant global revenues within weeks.

With internet on-line shopping facilities and small retail outlets across EMEA I am hoping to recognise a bottom line profit in excess of £400,000 within the first 3 weeks of trading.

With my love of the Albion at the heart of things I will be asking Mr. Knight and the board to consider joining forces with one of Sussex's most exciting new companies - ladies and gentlemen - pray silence please for

Floppy Norris Ltd - the business of the future.

I can see the iconic name of my company emblazoned on the famous blue and white stripes - Brighton and hove Albion - in conjunction with Floppy Norris Ltd.

Will keep you all updated!

 

[strings]

I think it would look good!

I would proudly walk around the streets of wolverhampton wearing the stripes emblazoned with 'floppy norris'.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Can we see a "floppy norris" logo

 

[Monkster]

With internet on-line shopping facilities and small retail outlets across EMEA

Do you take AMEX?

 

[magoo]

 

[Meade's Ball]

 

[1066gull]

I've already worn the stripes around the city of Wolverhampton...

Oh, I saw a West Brom fan today, she's brave.

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

Forget it, I'm dealing with a guy in Nigeria who has promised me MILLIONS and I will sponsor the club when I get it.

Bugger it, I may even BUY the club.

Should be getting the money any day now, I sent him my bank details a couple of weeks ago ............

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

GREAT news re: the new shirt sponsors!

We need a new song to mark this momentous occasion methinks...



posh spice is a slapper,
please join in the chorus,
when shes shagging beckham,
she thinks of floppy norris

:dance:

 

[Djmiles]

I've already worn the stripes around the city of Wolverhampton...

And you're still alive?

 

[stss30]

I'll if u persaude the club! I really cannot see why they wouldnt accept ur sponsorship offer

 

[1066gull]

And you're still alive?

Just. I've not had a good week. And it feels like the whole city is agaisnt me. I even got called 'DICK head' in town for something I don't understand (i didnt wear a replica shirt). I can't understand some people sometimes.

I know I've got problems, but I'll never get treated shit in Sussex. I wanna build my bridges with my old friends again.

 

[1066gull]

Oh yeah. That's life.

 

[Hiney]

Is this Floppy Norris?






edited by the 'porn' police!!!

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

I can't understand some people sometimes

Thats the problem of not living in Sussex , nobody else speaks proper. What you need is one of those universal translators they use on Star Trek to understand those brummies.

 

[Skint Gull]

Forget it, I'm dealing with a guy in Nigeria who has promised me MILLIONS and I will sponsor the club when I get it.

Bugger it, I may even BUY the club.

Should be getting the money any day now, I sent him my bank details a couple of weeks ago ............

I'm so sorry to break the news but I'm a little concerned you may have been duped...

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

I'm so sorry to break the news but I'm a little concerned you may have been duped...

No, no, I'm sure you're wrong. The gentleman assured me he was an honest person.

You just wait till my millions come in, oh ye of little faith!

 

[Mendoza]

can i have yaaawww saaaaawt coooorrrrdd and account numberz, there is a pigeon in your bank