[Albion] Greasy Chip Butty song - Albion version?

[Lush]

Ready for Saturday....

You fill up my senses,
Like a gallon of craft beer,
Like a packet of condoms,
Like a good pinch of coke,
Like a night out in Brighton,
Like crispy baked tofu,
My Brighton and Hove Albion,
Come thrill me again

 

[Jack Straw]

The Song Police will be after you now. I'm saying nothing as I quite like it!

 

[Icy Gull]

No mention of balloons? I’m out

 

[Invicta]

"Like crispy baked tofu" , great lyric !

 

[Bakero]

I'm lost. Is this based on a well-known song?





Edit: For others in my boat - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Greasy_Chip_Butty_Song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-YtRi1IpEA

 

[schmunk]

I'm lost. Is this based on a well-known song?





Edit: For others in my boat - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Greasy_Chip_Butty_Song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-YtRi1IpEA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNOTF-znQyw


It's a very long standing Sheffield United song - why would we want to copy it?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Greasy_Chip_Butty_Song

 

[Peter Grummit]

Ready for Saturday....

You fill up my senses,
Like a gallon of craft beer,
Like a packet of condoms,
Like a good pinch of coke,
Like a night out in Brighton,
Like crispy baked tofu,
My Brighton and Hove Albion,
Come thrill me again

Like it.

Couple of options:

Like a schooner of craft beer?
Like a lube-ribbed condom?

and possible extra lines:

Like some organic hummus?
Like a Gutbuster breakfast?

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[Dick Swiveller]

Like a chip-less food kiosk.
Like a cap-less coke bottle.
Like a jumper in mustard.

 

[timbha]

Like a vegan doc marten
Like the streets full of rubbish
You make it all senseless
All thanks to the Greens

 

[Baker lite]

Like a vegan doc marten
Like the streets full of rubbish
You make it all senseless
All thanks to the Greens

Bravo sir, bravo [emoji1319]

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Like a lube-ribbed condom?

Does that rely on a Shakespearean extra syllable in “ribb-ed”...? Nice.

 

[Simster]

It's a very long standing Sheffield United song - why would we want to copy it?

Great lyrics from [MENTION=46]Lush[/MENTION] but I'm with you. The greasy chipped butty song belongs with SUFC (and St Helens rugby league apparently)