Gratuitous Britney Caption Competition

[Hungry Joe.]

Well, it is Friday.....

 

[tedebear]

this is how they remove crabs in celebrity land...

 

[Trigger]

Man: "I can't find my watch, little help here please?"

 

[Artois]

LUCKY BASTARD

 

[Soton Seagull]

'Can you check mate?'

 

[CHAPPERS]

'Lick my FANNY you check haired GOON'











What the f*** can't I say the C word?

BASTARDS

 

[Meade's Ball]

Goodhue fails to read 'FROZEN FANNY. DO NOT LICK' signs.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Is that the Grimsby Trawler fleet in the audience or have you not showered recently?

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Marvelous entries (that's not a caption by the way).

 

[Meade's Ball]

"It's getting a bit draughty in here."




Rubbish.

 

[The Large One]

Amazement as Britney gives birth to fully grown check-haired tosser.

 

[oapdodge]

Still moving your lips,I'll make you sing.

 

[tedebear]

Britney: "Bite me baby one more time"

 

[CHAPPERS]

'Can anyone else feel a draught?'

 

[Artois]

Brit, you seem to have one cheesy wotsit left.

 

[Lammy]

*The crowd are stunned as Britney Breathes in a little too hard*

 

[Gazwag]

Yep, that Timberlake chap was more than Justin

 

[Superphil]

ha, as I suspected, you're a bloke, oh well, while I'm down here....

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Lick me baby one more time

 

[oapdodge]

split me baby one more time.