Barnet Seagull
Luxury Player
You'd think he'd know what the first question would be and be prepared wouldn't you? Always looks like he's surprised by it.
The only surprising thing is that anyone would actually pay any attention to anything that happens in a pre-game press conference anyway.
An incredibly tedious and pointless exercise for managers to endure every week.
You'd think he'd know what the first question would be and be prepared wouldn't you? Always looks like he's surprised by it.
The only surprising thing is that anyone would actually pay any attention to anything that happens in a pre-game press conference anyway.
An incredibly tedious and pointless exercise for managers to endure every week.
He doesn’t look well
He doesn’t look well
Where on earth do you get that from? He looks fine!
The presser is a dull, dull thing though that only has a function in serving people who have a 500 word space to fill, a deadline and no idea about our club.
Of course he looks fine. Ha Ha .
PS: granted its not exactly fireworks and full on entertainment but this rather cynical take is a bit harsh on for example the 2nd interviewer who clearly does think its worth his while and as for "no idea about our club " has been reporting/commentating on this club for over a decade. And probably the "voice" of the club over the last 15 years.
Although I hope he goes on to acknowledge the home fans and the constant shitshows we've had to endure.
I thought St Mary's was going to be the highlight of my season, then along came Spurs.
You'd think he'd know what the first question would be and be prepared wouldn't you? Always looks like he's surprised by it.
Swanny used to provide a great abridged version of these press conferences, shame he doesn't do so any more.
Yeah this. Some coaches like to be in the center of attention and that can be entertaining sometimes but Graham likes football and people, being some kind of clown is not for him.
Generally I listen to the first bit about injury updates and then switch off ..rest is normally b**x
He doesn’t look well
That ‘deer in the headlights’ look is the lingering, gut-wrenching fear that GP feels, every time a press conference begins, that Hove Born & Bred could be back.
His media pass renewed.
His school pencil resharpened.
To Graham, you see, it’s just a sea of faces. Of microphones. Cameras.
So how can he really know - for sure - that Knob jockey isn’t amongst them once more?
That the first question won’t come from The Daily Telegraph, or The Mirror, or the BBC, but from HB&B himself?
That it won’t be just a regular media doozie about injuries, or formations, or tactics, that Graham can pat away, but - instead - a probing zinger from the Timster. A question no manager could answer. A career-defining truth-seeking journo-missile, aimed straight for the heart of not only everything that matters, but at the very soul of our Graham himself.
Like, “Graham, it’s Knob jockey here, you know, Knob jockey, the real proper journalist Knob jockey. Do you think it would be good to win on Saturday?” KA-BOOM!!!
Or, “Please Graham, please please ask me to ask a question please, it’s: will you be playing a goalkeeper in this match?” KER-ZING!!!
No wonder Graham looks haunted and hounded every time. He hasn’t slept for days. He’s consumed with a terror the likes of you and I can’t imagine. The possibility of facing Hove Born & Bred. The Spanish Inquisition of sports journalism. The Woodward and Bernstein of the back pages.
Cut the guy some slack, for crissakes.
But I'm talking about the Press Conference routine, not individual journos.
If you've got that sort of a record then you should have no problems at all with a) producing a column, even if it's an opinion one and b) getting some one on one time with GPott
Are you me?