Graffiti that made you laugh.

[red star portslade]

Painted on a pill box visible on my daily commute by train, a few years ago....

FATHERS FOR JUSTICE, FREE HEINZ FRITZL.

Still makes me chuckle to this day.

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

An advert just outside the docks at Dover:- Dover for the Continent.

To which someone added :- Folkestone for the Incontinent.

 

[Titus]

The landlord of my old local pub was fed up of people scrawling on the wall in the Gents. So he had a board made and had it fixed to the wall with a marker pen on a string. The next time I paid a visit somebody had used a spray can to write on the wall, "What's This Board For?"

 

[Racek]

Laugh or laugh out loud?

 

[Hillian1]

 

[Dick Head]

Queens Park 1981

 

[T soprano]

Romans go home

 

[shaolinpunk]

That is brilliant

 

[yxee]

near the bottom of a toilet cubicle door: "beware: limbo dancers"

 

[Beach Hut]

Free Nelson Mandela - with every 10 litres of petrol

 

[catfish]

Back in the 80's I saw this written above the toilet paper dispenser in a motorway service staton: CPFC season tickets - please help yourself.

 

[Knightsworld]

Jesus saves & Gascoigne smashes in the rebound.

 

[albionalex]

 

[daveinprague]

Redhill Station had for years....
Drink varnish...it kills you, but gives you a lovely finish

Toilets in Mile Oak pub.
The girls in this pub have TB or VD. Pull the ones that cough.

&

The beer here is like making love next to a dappled pond.
Fecking near water


When I was in the navy, the graffiti in the toilets at HMS Mercury (signals school) was all in morse code...a good incentive to learn.

 

[Hove Seagull]

Bridge over the M25 between M40 and Watford says: Give Peas a Chance.

 

[gullshark]

By london road car park a few years back was

"Mary Poppins is a junkie slut but good with kids"

 

[Brovion]

Two that spring to mind, both where someone add added a line:

"My mother made me a homosexual"
"If I gave her the wool would she make me one too?"

"I'm shagging your mum!"
"Go home Dad, you're drunk!"

 

[Marxo]

This is the only one that I can remember from a book I once picked up about graffiti:
Someone wrote "I Love Grils" Then someone crossed out "Grils" and corrected to "Girls"
Underneath was written "What's the matter with us "Grils"?

 

[seagullwedgee]

Shop near Hove Town Hall back in the 80s, which sold prosthetics and motability scooters, and all sorts of things to help less able people, on the side window was a sign "AIDS FOR THE DISABLED".

And inevitably scrawled in marker pen beneath it...

"HAVEN'T THEY GOT ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT ALREADY..."

 

[MJsGhost]

It's no longer there, sadly, but visable from the train near London Bridge was the classic

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