[Football] Grabbing the genitals of an opponent

[Change at Barnham]

How many matches do you get suspended for that?

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/nov/22/darnell-fisher-faces-fa-investigation-for-touching-callum-patersons-genitals

 

[Frutos]

Bet he felt a right prick afterwards.

 

[worthingseagull123]

It is sexual assualt isn’t it.

 

[Is it PotG?]

More cock 'n' balls from the Guardian.

 

[Medwayseagull]

Plenty of experts on NSC could advise you.

 

[Beach Hut]

Vinny got away with it against Gazza

 

[Superphil]

 

[BN9 BHA]

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I’m surprised this didn’t appear before post #7

 

[swindonseagull]

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[Bob!]

How many matches do you get suspended for that?

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/nov/22/darnell-fisher-faces-fa-investigation-for-touching-callum-patersons-genitals

You get to be President of the USA don't you?

 

[jessiejames]

If he gets the ball first, no foul, so no suspension.

 

[Hampster Gull]

This could all get a bit messy

 

[Billy the Fish]

It is sexual assualt isn’t it.

Only if they both get an erection

 

[Mr Banana]

I ended up doing some post-match interviewing stuff for this, they were fun. Pulis claimed he wasn't aware of any incident but then predicted that Fisher would get hammered on social media in a way that very much suggested he had looked at, or at least been alerted to, the reaction. PNE's scorer then did the same but called him a "good ball player."

Dean Windass's son, Josh, was sent off after 17 minutes. Windass was accused of a genital grab twice in a game at Cheltenham in 2006. He also did it - or at least feigned to do it - while waiting for a corner with Gazza when Bratfud played Middlesbrough in 1999. So that's nice.

 

[Gwylan]

Joe Marler got a 10-week ban for grabbing AWJ's