[Humour] Got to be worth a caption...

[m@goo]

 

[Harold]

Ah...hmmm whiff whaff, be with you all in a moment...hmmm...ahhh, just preparing Priti's daily sedative.

 

[withdeanwombat]

Alas, I’ve injected myself through the glove.

 

[Krusty]

Up yours Delors!

 

[Goldstone1976]

"I've finally found a way to inseminate more women than I've managed previously"

 

[elwheelio]

There's a lot of pricks in that picture.

 

[Biscuit Barrel]

How does this comb work?

 

[Swansman]

How does this comb work?

"Actually... how does any comb work?"

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

I should be listening to science instead of fancying around doing publicity shit.
I’m not going to though because I am Boris bumble****

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Wife of any one of his 27 illegitimate children: I wish the prick had worn that much protection when I met him...

 

[pasty]

Eight needles. One prick.

 

[Swansman]

I should be listening to science instead of fancying around doing publicity shit.
I’m not going to though because I am Boris bumble****

More like

"I should be on vacation...

Surely I deserve a vacation after this?"

 

[Is it PotG?]

This one's for you Krankie.

 

[studio150]

This is much better than hiding in a fridge and I still avoid questions

 

[A1X]

"...and as such if I inject this DNA into the sample they can't prove the child is mine."

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

'Thank you Laura. In answer to your question: Where did I get my hair cut? The answer is, clearly, POUND Shop! POUND Shop!'

 

[JC Footy Genius]

'Man helps out at Astra Zeneca factory to save EU'

 

[banjo]

The nutty professor.

 

[zefarelly]

Pater said this new Stanley Injectalot would be a doddle, I can't find the faffing hole.

 

[Brok]

'Thank you Laura. In answer to your question: Where did I get my hair cut? The answer is, clearly, POUND Shop! POUND Shop!'

But how much did it cost? Don't beat about the bush for f.... sake