In homage to my new found favourite podcast let's have the stories about 'that' person in your locality or at your school.
As I've binged listened I can now only think of stories that are similar (but not as good) as those broadcast, but here goes with a tame opener.
The porn fiend in my year would spend his summers down the beach with his little gang of freaks.
Apparently they were frequently naked.
One day they convinced one of their number thrusting his penis into the sandy beach was like making love to a beautiful woman.
The little weirdo couldn't help himself and plunged right into the coarse sand.
As the story goes the vigorous nature of his humping stopped him from being aware of the damage being done to his member.
Only when he'd finished (I don't know if it was a happy ending) did he realise he'd ripped his penis to shreds, taking weeks to recover.
For more, and considerable better, have a listen:-
https://play.acast.com/s/gossipmongers Absolutely NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
A story in series 1 episode 4 (Geoff Lloyd) made me stop the car to be sick.
Oh and a further for [MENTION=87]Brightonfan1983[/MENTION] from bringing GM to the Podcast table.
As I've binged listened I can now only think of stories that are similar (but not as good) as those broadcast, but here goes with a tame opener.
The porn fiend in my year would spend his summers down the beach with his little gang of freaks.
Apparently they were frequently naked.
One day they convinced one of their number thrusting his penis into the sandy beach was like making love to a beautiful woman.
The little weirdo couldn't help himself and plunged right into the coarse sand.
As the story goes the vigorous nature of his humping stopped him from being aware of the damage being done to his member.
Only when he'd finished (I don't know if it was a happy ending) did he realise he'd ripped his penis to shreds, taking weeks to recover.
For more, and considerable better, have a listen:-
https://play.acast.com/s/gossipmongers Absolutely NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
A story in series 1 episode 4 (Geoff Lloyd) made me stop the car to be sick.
Oh and a further
for [MENTION=87]Brightonfan1983[/MENTION] from bringing GM to the Podcast table.
