Gilliver's Travels
Peripatetic
I can't believe I'm writing this, but the rightly-despised tone deaf idiot horn suddenly has a unique opportunity to stake its claim in Albion history.
We all know know the old problem, home or away, where the singing of GOSBTS always goes wrong -- every single time -- because the fans start their derr-derr-de derrs far too high. That means the first high note can't be reached, and then there has to be an emergency key change before, "And were going up and we'll win the cup" kicks in. It really does sound an embarrassing shambles. Nobody's fault, but suddenly this World Cup provides an opportunity for a permanent fix...
Try this at home. Catch that Vuvuzela note, then mute your TV and use that same note for your first derr-derr-de derrs. Do that, and you'll find you can sing GOSBTS, all the way through, and reach every note, with no emergency key change either.
Sorted!
The only problem is, smuggling one of the bloody things into H-block. But be honest, does this method work, or not?
We all know know the old problem, home or away, where the singing of GOSBTS always goes wrong -- every single time -- because the fans start their derr-derr-de derrs far too high. That means the first high note can't be reached, and then there has to be an emergency key change before, "And were going up and we'll win the cup" kicks in. It really does sound an embarrassing shambles. Nobody's fault, but suddenly this World Cup provides an opportunity for a permanent fix...
Try this at home. Catch that Vuvuzela note, then mute your TV and use that same note for your first derr-derr-de derrs. Do that, and you'll find you can sing GOSBTS, all the way through, and reach every note, with no emergency key change either.
Sorted!
The only problem is, smuggling one of the bloody things into H-block. But be honest, does this method work, or not?