Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
So I'm leaving work this evening at 5.30 down Perrymount Road in the HEATH, and joining the usual logjam of traffic heading up towards the one-way system of traffic lights at The Star. And as I'm sitting there in the car, I notice on the path to my left a guy holding one of those hairy boom mikes, alongside another guy with a camera on his shoulder. As I'm just sitting there stationary (quite literally) picking my nose waiting for the lights to change, I regard them with mild interest, as there was also a fine young filly in a tight-fitting skirt and a clipboard ambling around. Anyway, all of a sudden theres a familiar figure striding down straight past them in a tan jacket and desigener jeans. None other than the unmistakable creasy-chinned cleftmeister and all-round foul-mouthed superchef, Gordon Ramsay.
Now I'll admit here to being something of a fan. I loved The F Word and Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares, and I've read his autobiography, all hugely entertaining. I assume (hope) he is featuring a restaurant in Haywards Heath for his troubleshooting Kitchen Nightmare series (I think theres a new one due out before the end of the year). My guess, if he is, would be the Blue India opposite the Star. Opened a couple of years ago, looked the bee's knees from the outside to begin with, but now seems to have gone a bit shabby (someones nicked the N in India for starters from the sign). But WHO KNOWS ?
Anyway, whenever his new series cranks up on C4, you may well see a mid-Sussex restaurant featured, along with a hairy bloke performing some nasal excavation in a traffic jam. Now if that doesn't make you tune in, I don't know WHAT will.
Now I'll admit here to being something of a fan. I loved The F Word and Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares, and I've read his autobiography, all hugely entertaining. I assume (hope) he is featuring a restaurant in Haywards Heath for his troubleshooting Kitchen Nightmare series (I think theres a new one due out before the end of the year). My guess, if he is, would be the Blue India opposite the Star. Opened a couple of years ago, looked the bee's knees from the outside to begin with, but now seems to have gone a bit shabby (someones nicked the N in India for starters from the sign). But WHO KNOWS ?
Anyway, whenever his new series cranks up on C4, you may well see a mid-Sussex restaurant featured, along with a hairy bloke performing some nasal excavation in a traffic jam. Now if that doesn't make you tune in, I don't know WHAT will.