Thank you for all your goals in our play-off winning season... no thanks at all for the rest of your career at Brighton...
I'm sure you will do well at Swansea for the rest of this season, banging in quite a few goals, providing you can manage to hide your true lazy, arrogant, shit-stirring character...
I believe Swansea will achieve promotion this season and I'm certain you will be sh1t in the CCC for them as well...
Good bye and good riddance to a wasted not-so-special talent...