Ah. You thought it would all last forever. Schoolboy error.
I'm having the edge taken off any footy jollity or follity by painful sciatica that has got worse over3 weeks, plus a sudden and unprecedented red swelling in my right big toe joint (calor, dolor, rubor, tumor, the effing lot). I am on hold at the GP surgery (caller number 19. Or was it 90?) and in the meantime have done the online 111 questionnaire. The outcome was 'contact your GP surgery'. I think they have now stopped the walk up service where you wait 3 hours for a nurse practitioner to make some absurd diagnosis and prescribe something that gives you torrential diarrhoea for a month (this happened). So I guess I should think myself lucky.
I have a feeling I'd get a diagnosis more quickly by posting a help thread on NSC. f***ing Tories have f***ed everything, the f***ing fuckers.