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Garage_Doors

Garage_Doors

Originally the Swankers
Jun 28, 2008
11,795
Brighton
pastafarian said:
ooohhh Hark at Mr Tory Nuts Rees Mogg with his villa privilege shitting on the working class as ever......
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I'm at that time of life that the thought of sitting around a crowed pool listening to screaming kids is not my idea of an enjoyable holiday.
 




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maffew

Well-known member
Dec 10, 2003
9,267
Worcester England
At 20 quid a pop I would by a row of 11 of them to piss the Germans off, The middle one is mine and I would wear a big gold chain and some posh sunnies and when there are no others left just let fit bikini clad girls have them for free, 5 aside. Best 220GBP upgrade on a holiday ever, a whole week living the dream. I'd look the bomb

I dont like the idea that it's gonna kill one of my favourite sport of yesteryear which was rolling back o the hotel at half 6 am and chucking all the germans towels in the water while they gourged on strange meats and cheeses
 
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Tom Hark Preston Park

Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
73,492
maffew said:
I dont like the idea that it's gonna kill one of my favourite sport of yesteryear which was rolling back o the hotel at half 6 am and chucking all the germans towels in the water while they gourged on strange meats and cheeses
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Another grand sport is to stroll up to a set of pole position sun loungers that are still unoccupied by about half eleven in the morning, casually remove the towels as if they were your own, then retreat to a safe distance. Priceless when the selfish tw*ts finally show up and start haranguing some utterly blameless fellow holidaymakers who have absolutely no idea what aforesaid selfish tw*ts are banging on about :whistle:
 






Pretty pink fairy

Pretty pink fairy

Banned
Jan 30, 2008
31,981
maffew said:
At 20 quid a pop I would by a row of 11 of them to piss the Germans off, The middle one is mine and I would wear a big gold chain and some posh sunnies and when there are no others left just let fit bikini clad girls have them for free, 5 aside. Best 220GBP upgrade on a holiday ever, a whole week living the dream. I'd look the bomb

I dont like the idea that it's gonna kill one of my favourite sport of yesteryear which was rolling back o the hotel at half 6 am and chucking all the germans towels in the water while they gourged on strange meats and cheeses
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gfFvwQLpxc
regards
DR
 


Southern Scouse

Southern Scouse

Well-known member
Jul 21, 2011
2,127
So I buy my lounger......and roll up at 11am to find my pre paid bed sat on by some German or foreign johnnies.... guaranteed punch now I’ve actually paid for the privilege!
I see this as making things worse..... or better depending on your point of view eh PPF ��?
 




Pretty pink fairy

Pretty pink fairy

Banned
Jan 30, 2008
31,981
Southern Scouse said:
So I buy my lounger......and roll up at 11am to find my pre paid bed sat on by some German or foreign johnnies.... guaranteed punch now I’ve actually paid for the privilege!
I see this as making things worse..... or better depending on your point of view eh PPF ��?
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to be fair Mr Scouse I don't do hotel holidays , to many selfish tossers for my liking
regards
DR
 
















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