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Girls Jokes



Wardy

NSC's Benefits Guru
Oct 9, 2003
11,219
In front of the PC
What do you do if you wife walks in to the lounge?




































Shorten the chain.
 






Bluejuice

Lazy as a rug on Valium
Sep 2, 2004
8,270
The free state of Kemp Town
Why is the space between a womans hips and her chest called a WAIST?




Because there's more than enough room for another pair of tits...
 


Kent Seagull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
2,062
Tenterden, Kent
Man says to wife "I fancy kinky sex, how about I cum in your ear?"

She says" No, I might go deaf."

He says "I've been cumming in you mouth for years and it hasn't stopped you talking!"
 


Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,896
Brighton, UK
Kent Seagull said:
Man says to wife "I fancy kinky sex, how about I cum in your ear?"

She says" No, I might go deaf."

He says "I've been cumming in you mouth for years and it hasn't stopped you talking!"

THAT is very, very good!:lolol:
 












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