Wardy
NSC's Benefits Guru
What do you do if you wife walks in to the lounge?
Shorten the chain.
Shorten the chain.
Lammy said:Well why FFS!?
Kent Seagull said:Man says to wife "I fancy kinky sex, how about I cum in your ear?"
She says" No, I might go deaf."
He says "I've been cumming in you mouth for years and it hasn't stopped you talking!"