get it off your chest here

[Normal Rob]

go on. go for it.....

 

[Marc]

I for one will NOT be shaving my chest hair, the women I've slept with have NOTHING against my furry chest and all think it shows a sign of decent Manhood

 

[Reading Posh]

the bottom tray in dishwashers, always coming off the f***ing rails when loaded with shit-laden plates pans etc etc

 

[Trigger]

People who call me by the name OI!

 

[Normal Rob]

people in shops/on checkouts with badges saying 'here to help'.

oh the irony.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

My Mum coming in my room when I've got my morning hard on

 

[Curious Orange]

The woman who dented the door of my car has caused it to be an insurance write-off, according to the assessor (c£nt!! ).

I've just forgotten to send my Mum a birthday card!!!!! Arrrrggghhh!!!!!

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

1. People in shops who call you "mate". "Have we met? No, thought not. How can I be your mate then".

There's plenty more where that came from as well

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

My Mum coming in my room when I've got my morning hard on

Why? Are you expecting your Dad?

 

[Meade's Ball]

When i worked for a week in Everythings A Pound, people asking me how much things were.

NOBHEAD!

 

[Marc]

heres a simple one of which we are all guilty:
Customers
I was in customer service type jobs for many years and some of the stupid and most annoying things customers come out with, also when the product they bought is faulty yet they put all the blame on you as if you made it...and we've all done that to a shop person before hav'nt we

 

[The Large One]

That last piece of shit that won't fall off my bum when I am in a hurry.

I want to wiggle my voluminous arse at some quality totty - not the poor bog presently containing the well-behaved turd which falls out when told to.

 

[Curious Orange]

People who don't understand that a week 1 / month 1 tax code means that their tax is calculated using the allowance for week 1 / month 1.

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

2. People in shops who give you your change and say "There you go" instead of "Thank you".

 

[fatbadger]

stickers on fruit

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

3. People who use their front fog lamps in town, especially when they've only got their side lights on

 

[Everest]

Tomorrow is the 3rd anniversary of my father (son of a BHA founder) passing away


Not a nice way to post #500, but off my chest it goes.

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

Mmmmmmm.............sorry Everest.



When people press the 'Call Lift' button when it's already lit? Have I been stood there like a twat trying to figure out how to call the lift?
Do lifts have gears & is the button there to change gear? Is the button a f***ing accelorater?

Jeeez...that really gets on my tits............or chest even.

 

[Brixtaan]

Latinos that ask to join in your game of footy,then don't pass.

 

[Earlybird]

Temporary traffic lights, which take forever to change.
(Who sets them?)

Stupid voices on radio adverts.
(Who employs them? Why can’t they tell me about their wares in a normal, ordinary voice? Wwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!)
I listen to that same shite 6 times an hour, 6 days a week

cnuts