Kylies Stunt Arse
What?
Benny Zamora said:Everyone has one of those in Lancashire. They're the northern equivalent of getting gym membership - everyone gets one, but only to make them feel better about themselves. They lie archived and unloved after their first use results in a bacon buttie impressively/unacceptably light on fat dribble.
Of course that's when they decide to pour the contents of the collecting tray back over what they've cooked when they serve it up!