Genuine Query: Anybody Know Of Any BN1 Takeaways Open And Will Deliver On Xmas Day?

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Got an unexpected guest foisted on me for Xmas. Tend to normally just zap meself with Cava and satsumas and wake up on Boxing Day when it's all over. But I guess with a guest I have to provide the little f*cker with some sort of nourishment on Xmas Day. Not going to break the habit of a lifetime and attempt to cook a turkey, or indeed any other kind of meat from a standing start. Would only end up food-poisoning both parties. So... does anybody know of any takeaway in the BN1 area that will deliver on Xmas day? Cheers

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Got an unexpected guest foisted on me for Xmas. Tend to normally just zap meself with Cava and satsumas and wake up on Boxing Day when it's all over. But I guess with a guest I have to provide the little f*cker with some sort of nourishment on Xmas Day. Not going to break the habit of a lifetime and attempt to cook a turkey, or indeed any other kind of meat from a standing start. Would only end up food-poisoning both parties. So... does anybody know of any takeaway in the BN1 area that will deliver on Xmas day? Cheers

Isn't there a local pub who do Christmas meals? You may still be able to book a table.

 

[dazzer6666]

Got an unexpected guest foisted on me for Xmas. Tend to normally just zap meself with Cava and satsumas and wake up on Boxing Day when it's all over. But I guess with a guest I have to provide the little f*cker with some sort of nourishment on Xmas Day. Not going to break the habit of a lifetime and attempt to cook a turkey, or indeed any other kind of meat from a standing start. Would only end up food-poisoning both parties. So... does anybody know of any takeaway in the BN1 area that will deliver on Xmas day? Cheers

Couple to get you started...

http://hungryhouse.co.uk/blog/takeaway-restaurants-open-christmas-day/

 

[Chicken Run]

Got an unexpected guest foisted on me for Xmas. Tend to normally just zap meself with Cava and satsumas and wake up on Boxing Day when it's all over. But I guess with a guest I have to provide the little f*cker with some sort of nourishment on Xmas Day. Not going to break the habit of a lifetime and attempt to cook a turkey, or indeed any other kind of meat from a standing start. Would only end up food-poisoning both parties. So... does anybody know of any takeaway in the BN1 area that will deliver on Xmas day? Cheers

If the only place open was a kebab shop, would u order a lamb donner?

 

[pearl]

Got an unexpected guest foisted on me for Xmas. Tend to normally just zap meself with Cava and satsumas and wake up on Boxing Day when it's all over. But I guess with a guest I have to provide the little f*cker with some sort of nourishment on Xmas Day. Not going to break the habit of a lifetime and attempt to cook a turkey, or indeed any other kind of meat from a standing start. Would only end up food-poisoning both parties. So... does anybody know of any takeaway in the BN1 area that will deliver on Xmas day? Cheers

is the guest a child? fish finger sandwiches very popular with kids

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Couple to get you started...

http://hungryhouse.co.uk/blog/takeaway-restaurants-open-christmas-day/

Cheers mate, you may have just saved Xmas for me

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Cheers mate, you may have just saved Xmas for me

I've just sent you a text with a local pub details.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I've just sent you a text with a local pub details.

Ta.

 

[banjo]

x2 sorted.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Wow.

I reckon I'd rather eat the box.

 

[Ernest]

I'd rather eat a Piglets Pie and PAY four quid than try that JUNK

 

[Goldstone1976]

 

[The Kid Frankie]

Couple to get you started...

http://hungryhouse.co.uk/blog/takeaway-restaurants-open-christmas-day/

I am confused by that link. From what I can tell that is saying that to see what is open Xmas day you need to enter your postcode on the day and hope something is 'online.' Unless I am missing something I'm not convinced.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

You sound like an eccentric man of the sesh, THPP. Cava and satsumas rolling through from Xmas day to Boxing day is certainly a new one on me.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

You sound like an eccentric man of the sesh, THPP. Cava and satsumas rolling through from Xmas day to Boxing day is certainly a new one on me.

This is how we roll here in BN1. Tho we do have a Plan B...

 

[happypig]

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I bought one of these the other day, the woman behind he counter said "You're single aren't you ?"
I said "because I bought a meal for one ?"
she said "no, because you're an ugly cvnt"

 

[pearl]

I bought one of these the other day, the woman behind he counter said "You're single aren't you ?"
I said "because I bought a meal for one ?"
she said "no, because you're an ugly cvnt"

LOL literally at work .... colleague thinks I've gone insane .... off to the loo to compose myself

 

[pearl]

I've just sent you a text with a local pub details.

pubs open on Christmas Day (in BN1)

 

[Thunder Bolt]

pubs open on Christmas Day (in BN1)

Yes, I found one, very close to where my friend lives, serving a three course meal on Christmas Day.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

You can have our leftovers that can normally feed the street.
If you time it right you can pick up and plate up in ten minutes.
They will never know.







Although I will