funny

[REDLAND]

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, andering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable,

when all of a sudden...

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is sure of eet".

"Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee".

So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune, and
there, in the distance, is a tree, just oaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back
bacon,

double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured
pig meat you can imagine!!

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree".

"Luis, are sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the
desert, don't forget "

"Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that
smeell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree".

And with that...Luis races towards the tree. He gets
to within 5 metres,

Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a
machine g u n
opens

up, and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he
is mortally
wounded

but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe
with his dying
breath.

"Pepe...go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon
tree"

"Luis, Luis mi amigo...what ees eet?"

" Pepe...ees not a bacon tree.."

Ees......

Ees.....

Ees.....
Ees...

Ees, a Ham Bush"

 

[Halftime Oranges]

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Even only a week after hearing it, still funny ...

 

[Marc]

hahaha thats f***ing QUALITY

 

[Grunty]

no its not,

its terrible

 

[Da Man Clay]

 

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[Artois]

'sake Jez.

If you're going to copy a ten year old joke directly from an email, at least make the effort sort the lines and spacings out so it's easy to read.

'kin cut 'n' paste