Funny things that children say.

[Rogero]

My 5 year grandson asked does a lamb go to heaven when it is killed or when you eat it.

 

[Worthingite]

You should ask you're grandson about whether he believes heaven exists or not. Discussing existentialism with a 5 year old would do him no harm whatsoever

 

[Titanic]

You should ask you're grandson about whether he believes heaven exists or not. Discussing existentialism with a 5 year old would do him no harm whatsoever

And while you are at - you might as well have a quiet word about the 'Tooth Fairy' and 'Father Christmas'... I'm sure his parents will thank you!

 

[gripper stebson]

Last week Ellie, my daughter and her friend Holly decided to swap names / lives at school. All very innocent and sweet. However this did lead to a moment outside school where this happened.

Me - "Hold my hand across the road love."
Ellie - "No - you're not even my Dad."

A little embarrassing!

 

[Superphil]

You should read up on your genesis, man shall have dominion over the beasts, or something like that. Or, if you speak to a Bhuddist, or a Hindu, they have differing views.

 

[GT49er]

You should ask you're grandson about whether he believes heaven exists or not. Discussing existentialism with a 5 year old would do him no harm whatsoever

Five year olds? - nothing! Many years ago my daughter, then aged three or four, asked me, "Daddy, if I die, does that mean no-one will be ME any more?"

 

[Questions]

Five year olds? - nothing! Many years ago my daughter, then aged three or four, asked me, "Daddy, if I die, does that mean no-one will be ME any more?"

I hope you told her to grow up and not be so silly.

 

[Questions]

My children still make me giggle even though two of them are in their 20's. Why only yesterday one of them asked if they could borrow 50 pound. We did laugh.

 

[Blackadder]

When watching an old film (a good few years back) my young son asked me if I saw everything in Black and White, when I was a child.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

When watching an old film (a good few years back) my young son asked me if I saw everything in Black and White, when I was a child.

I remember watching 'The Black & White Minstrels Show' in THAT FORMAT

 

[Blackadder]

I remember watching 'The Black & White Minstrels Show' in THAT FORMAT

Me too Simmo. Me too.

 

[happypig]

Apparently when I was a small child I was on a bus with my mum, a black family got on. I pointed at them and asked loudly "What's wrong with THEM ?"

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

Apparently when I was a small child I was on a bus with my mum, a black family got on. I pointed at them and asked loudly "What's wrong with THEM ?"

 

[Coach_Carter_92]

When i was younger I was in a car with my nan. On the journey we passed a cemetery, and i pointed and said "You'll be in there soon won't you nan?"

 

[Rowdey]

All good above - I recently had 'Whats change the record mean dad ?'
Replied swiftly with' SHUT UP AND GO TO BED AND STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS'..

 

[Bill Cassidy's tie up]

My children still make me giggle even though two of them are in their 20's. Why only yesterday one of them asked if they could borrow 50 pound. We did laugh.

 

[spongy]

I haven't got any children myself yet, but I have a daughter due in August and I've always wondered how I'm going to deal with these sorts of comments.

My mates 4 year old daughter said to him "I love you so much I want to cut your head off and carry it around so I can look at it whenever I want....."

He said he never turned his back on her for a couple of days afterwards.

 

[red star portslade]

"Of course I want to meet The Nolan's, but do I really have to do all that stuff to you Mr Savile?"

 

[jessiejames]

At a meeting with my son's teacher she told me about my son making friends with the new boy Omar from Bangladesh. During a geography lesson they decided to Talk about Bangladesh,the teacher said that it is along way away to which my son replied its not that far because Omar goes home for lunch, I have never been so embaressed.

 

[pasty]

Some years back, I'd taken my young niece into town and she'd badgering me for sweets all day, but she wasn't allowed any (her mum's rule) so I kept telling her if she ate too many sweets she'd get really fat. On the bus home, a very pregnant lady got on, to whom my niece said in a rather too loud voice "I know what you've been doing"