Funny joke

[The Wookiee]

A thin white man was in a lift and a big black man entered, before the white man says anything the black man says
"Before you start Im 6ft 8 18 stone I ahve a 20 inch cock by balls weigh 3 pound each and my name is Turner Brown"
The white man suddenly faints, after a few moments the white comes around, and says to the black man can you say that again.
So the Black man says it again and says his names Turner Brown.
The white perks up and says" Thank f*** for that I thought you said Turner Round"

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Why did the black dude think that the white fella was going to start when he entered the lift ?

 

[Everest]

Why did the black dude think that the white fella was going to start when he entered the lift ?

I give up, why DID the black dude think that the white fella was going to start when he entered the lift ?

 

[Moshe Gariani]

not in the least bit funny (even ignoring "Yorkshire in the 1950s throwback" racism...)

 

[Badger]

I think this thread has a misleading title

 

[Les Biehn]

I thought it was funny.





























Funny that someone else would actually find it funny.

 

[Blackadder]

I thought it was funny.










Funny that Les would find it funny that someone else would actually find it funny.

 

[Eagle Slayer]

A thin white man was in a lift and a big black man entered, before the white man says anything the black man says
"Before you start Im 6ft 8 18 stone I ahve a 20 inch cock by balls weigh 3 pound each and my name is Turner Brown"
The white man suddenly faints, after a few moments the white comes around, and says to the black man can you say that again.
So the Black man says it again and says his names Turner Brown.
The white perks up and says" Thank f*** for that I thought you said Turner Round"

somebody has been watching Mike Reids DVD

 

[NMH]

Pretty f***ing poor joke, if y'ask me.

Why would anyone ask me?

If he was an African black man, he could have easily said his name was 'Imgonawan Afuqyinthass'. See? My version of the joke is better already.