Funny Exam stories

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Has anyone got any. I have just finished a week and a half of Mock exams and not anything interesting really happen, apart from phones going of and a crappy 2 hr long RE exam were I finished in 15 minutes.

One thing that really stuck out was in a maths exam and in the morning I didnt take my morning shit and during my exam I really needed a shit, I keep letting out silent farts without helping and stunk the area out around me and couldn't stop laughing.


Im sure anyone will be able to beat that pile of shit

 

[Fluffster]

Was sitting in my maths AS exam last summer, and the kiddy infront of me snapped his pen in half, ripped up the paper, stood up and stormed out.

 

[El Presidente]

When I did my History 'O' level in 1978, there was a strange hissing sound behind me, I then saw Dave Franks leaving his desk having pissed himself during the first essay.

 

[Cian]

I spent all of my JC (GCSE) Civics exam listening to a Pet Shop Boys album, did the test in the last ten minutes before we allowed leave, called the education minister of the time a nazi, and STILL got a B.

 

[El Presidente]

One of my students shaved his thighs before an exam, then wrote all the formulae on his legs.

During the exam he asked to go for a dump, was escorted to the bogs by an invigilator (we had checked the cisterns before the exams to ensure that no one had hidden notes in the toilet), dropped his kecks and read the formulae off his legs whilst making some appropriate straining and splashing noises.

Not being the brightest of pupils, he failed to notice that there was a formulae sheet with all the necessary information included in the exam paper.

 

[Yoda]

Not so much a funny story but, one I had was the day before an athletics meeting.
The desk I had was SO low compared to the chair. The following day, I ended up pulling a muscle in the hurdles because of the strain on it the day before.

 

[Kev the Ape]

My mate Jay sat down for his maths exam, he write the sums on his back of his hand, he was all pale and sweaty i asked if he was alright. He said he was fine i will just need a quick drink of water. Half way through the exam he got up and left the hall because he pissed himself and shat himself on the seat. The smell was revolting so we didnt finish our exam untill the next day.

 

[wrexhamgnasher]

One of my students shaved his thighs before an exam, then wrote all the formulae on his legs.

During the exam he asked to go for a dump, was escorted to the bogs by an invigilator (we had checked the cisterns before the exams to ensure that no one had hidden notes in the toilet), dropped his kecks and read the formulae off his legs whilst making some appropriate straining and splashing noises.

Not being the brightest of pupils, he failed to notice that there was a formulae sheet with all the necessary information included in the exam paper.

Funniest story I have was one of the geekiest lads in the exam got cocky because he finished early leaned back with his chair and before he knew it bang straight on the floor, cue whole room errupting with laughter and teachers going mental trying to control it.

 

[Braders]

i saw this kiddies chair snap during an exam , quite funny

 

[John Dorian]

i love it when someone farts in the exam and everyway is quiet. I pissed myself everytime.

 

[fatboy]

A girl once screwed up a paper and threw it out of the window.

I did a GCSE IT paper in eight and half minutes and then convinced them to let me leave.

 

[Dawsey]

One of my mates table collapsed half way through an exam once

And in our French writing exam, everyone was pulling faces at each other as we all finished after about two minutes