[Humour] Funny 'Derogatory' Names...

[Knocky's Nose]

It's still the international break, so I'll sneak this in....

I couldn't help but chuckle when I saw someone called a "Lickspittle" on here, which got me to thinking of all the derogatory names I have for the people and animals in my life..

"Ne'er-do-well" is one of my favourites, as are "slack-jawed" and "feckless".

Our cute little CKC Spaniel, 'Poppy' is lovingly called "Shit-flick" more times than her actual name. She's also "Knob-Jockey", "Dick-Head" and a few more. As long as you say it in a loving tone with a treat in your hand, she'll wag her tail anyways. She's a food whore....

So... what are your favourites (which aren't just the more common one word expletives) which always make you smirk as you say or hear them?

 

[Perry Milkins]

I couldn't help but chuckle when I saw someone called a "Lickspittle" on here, which got me to thinking of all the derogatory names I have for the people and animals in my life..

"Ne'er-do-well" is one of my favourites, as are "slack-jawed" and "feckless".

Our cute little CKC Spaniel, 'Poppy' is lovingly called "Shit-flick" more times than her actual name. She's also "Knob-Jockey", "Dick-Head" and a few more. As long as you say it in a loving tone with a treat in your hand, she'll wag her tail anyways. She's a food whore....

So... what are your favourites (which aren't just the more common one word expletives) which always make you smirk as you say or hear them?

My sister used to refer to her then boyfriend as 'Scum of the bath'

 

[McTavish]

For a retro feel I am a big fan of Popinjay.

 

[AmexRuislip]

I bet a few of you have work colleagues, that don't stop talking!!

AKA: Talking Heads

 

[banjo]

Dinlo.

 

[Lenny Rider]

Monkey C***

 

[A mex eyecan]

Palace Fan, that makes loads laugh

 

[Weststander]

Palace Fan, that makes loads laugh

Or Benteke.

Never fails to raise a smirk or laughter.

 

[Tiptoe through the NSC]

I've always liked Numpty.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Guttersnipe

 

[dazzer6666]

Whey-faced poltroons (first read on here to describe that lot up the road)
W*nkpuffin
CJTC
Bellend
Oxygen thief

I may or may not have used all of these at work today.

 

[albionfan37]

Herbert

 

[marlowe]

Smeg Head

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Bell cheese
Moron
Whopper
Cock chops
Spaff monkey
Choad

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

****tard
Cockweasel
Chugger (not charity mugger but 'Native Indian' of Canada, a reference to the sound of drinking, as told to me by a 'Native Indian' - wrong in many ways but.....)

 

[jonnyrovers]

Wazzock

 

[dannyboy]

I do like a ****wit

 

[Knocky's Nose]

My old Sales Manager used to like calling awkward and rude people a "Bell Nosh"

 

[The Clamp]

Can’t abide those portmanteau words like Cockwomble or twatwaffle. I go with solid, tried and tested insults...


Bootless - useless, ineffectual

Lollygagger - idler, daydreamer

****wit.

You bootless, lollygagging ****wit.

 

[Baker lite]

Davinfoil on another thread often calls Me a “prat”,
He seems to find it funny...