Funniest thing I've heard

[robbied69]

I was in the lift today on my way to the office with some bloke. As he was getting off and the normal lift recording played mentioning the floor etc, he turned to me and said "I can't believe it, I've worked here for 5 years and this man has never taken a day off". I walked off shell-shocked.

 

[nail-Z]

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

 

[7:18]

 

[Man of Harveys]

I don't mean to be rude or take the piss but, I'm just asking: is that really the "funniest thing" you've ever heard?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Unless of course their holidays coincide.....

 

[tedebear]

He he, I thought that was funny, not ha ha but a little chuckle!

Pasty's story on the train is funnier - I still laugh everytime he wheels it out!!

 

[Seagullible]

proper 'dad' joke that

 

[blueandwhitearmy]

Does that mean that he hasn't had a day off in 5 years either then?