Current table...
Having switched our allegiance from Harrods for obvious reasons, F&M is the favoured supplier of baked goods, although we wouldn't waste that on away fans. No, it might be some leftover Waitrose (there's one in the Putney Exchange on Putney High Street) Lemon Drizzle. Sit on your hands please @Peppermint Tea . I read so much on NSC about away fans in home sections, it'll be a real shame to see Albion fans being ejected.A rollicking, roller-coaster, seat-of-your-pants, nail-biting, end-to-end, cliché-ridden slug-fest of a 2-2 draw.
Shirley Bassey’s lad will open the scoring for the home side (38) before Dat Guy Welbz heads us back to parity (44).
After the break, Harry Wilson’s War will seemingly give the home fans (including Mr H Grant) a warm, fuzzy feeling (76) before Handsome Matt O’Riley smacks in a thunderbastard of a free kick, deep into stoppage time (94). At which point, Master Peppermint Tea and myself will be escorted from our seats (we will be behind enemy lines) - having revealed our allegiance- whilst receiving pelters (bits of Fortnum and Mason pork pies I suspect) from the Fulham faithful.
We have famously never beaten them in the Prem and I have a nasty feeling that pattern will, therefore, continue on Thursday night.
Lols! Don’t worry, chap, Master PT and I have done this a few times before. We poker face the hell out of it.Having switched our allegiance from Harrods for obvious reasons, F&M is the favoured supplier of baked goods, although we wouldn't waste that on away fans. No, it might be some leftover Waitrose (there's one in the Putney Exchange on Putney High Street) Lemon Drizzle. Sit on your hands please @Peppermint Tea . I read so much on NSC about away fans in home sections, it'll be a real shame to see Albion fans being ejected.
As for the game itself, it's too close to call. We'll be missing our best CB Anderson, our best CDM Lukic and our no9s aren't firing at the moment. Cairney will be out too as an impact sub.
So, like @AmexRuislip I'm going for 2-2.
Unless Dunk is playing, in which case, 4-2 to us.