Fulham Relegated by Michael Jackson

[johnny jigsaw]

The removal of Michael Jackson's "great" statue from Craven Cottage doomed them to relegation, apparently.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27302594

If only they'd have played him in central midfield, they would have stayed up.

 

[Badger]

I'm not sure it's quite so Black or White.

 

[The Large One]

That's Bad. That thinking is a little Off The Wall.

 

[Medwayseagull]

They should have signed Dirty Diana to be their midfield enforcer.

 

[The Large One]

They should have signed Dirty Diana to be their midfield enforcer.

Paired with Ben. They would Show You The Way To Go.

 

[The Wizard]

What a thriller of a theory. I suggest the man who made that theory up has a long hard look at that man in the mirror.

 

[The Truth]

It doesn't matter if Fulham wear Black and white. They will still do things the complicated way.

 

[Puppet Master]

Hee hee!

 

[Badger]

Why should we care about Fulham? They Don't Care About Us

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Shame they're not gonna beat it this season.

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

It's all in Black and White, here... https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showt...id-Khan-got-rid-of-the-Michael-Jackson-statue

 

[Badger]

It's all in Black and White, here... https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showt...id-Khan-got-rid-of-the-Michael-Jackson-statue

What's particularly pleasing is that in both cases a spontaneous MJ pun-fest kicked off, TEXTBOOK NSC.

 

[Norman Potting]

Fulham may regret removal of the statue, I reckon that they will soon be chanting "I want you back". **

**NP realises that this is a Jackson 5 song and not one of his solo efforts. Seek out the fab live version done many years ago by Graham Parker and the Rumour.

 

[The Truth]

So M Jackson's plastic surgery still continues.

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

Not the first time he's caused young men to go down. Allegedly…

 

[carteater]

I got there first

merge please

https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showt...id-Khan-got-rid-of-the-Michael-Jackson-statue

 

[Badger]

It's all in Black and White, here... https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showt...id-Khan-got-rid-of-the-Michael-Jackson-statue

I got there first

merge please

https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showt...id-Khan-got-rid-of-the-Michael-Jackson-statue

BUT you didn't get there first with the "got there first" response

 

[carteater]

BUT you didn't get there first with the "got there first" response

 

[Badger]

You've even bothered to put thumbs down on my post

 

[Munkfish]

If they had kept it, avoiding relegation would have been as easy as ABC.