From a Derby fan......

[Derbyshire Seagull]

In Sports News: After Barcelona's scintillating display in the Champions League final, inspired by Messi's pure footballing genius, Derby have moved quickly in an attempt to emulate the Catalan giants, by signing Crappi, Shitti and Donki.


made me chuckle

 

[DerbyGull]

Sounds about right for Derby.

 

[Gully]

That reminded me of the Newcastle fan who put an advert in their local newspaper some years ago, it went something like: "Two acres of grazing land for sale, currently occupied by eleven donkeys"...the phone number was Sunderland Football Club!