Friday's dare of the day

[Brighton TID]

#1. Overtake a police car in a 30 mph zone playing Smack My Bitch Up at full volume with the passenger window down whilst brewing a cup of tea.

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Im gonna crack one off in Hoopers main window !!

 

[Mo Gosfield]

#1. Overtake a police car in a 30 mph zone playing Smack My Bitch Up at full volume with the passenger window down whilst brewing a cup of tea.

Pretty impressive but why don't you casually toss an empty can of strong lager out the window as you pass them, have the fog lights on, the wipers going at full blast and of course, only one brake light working.

 

[fork me]

#1. Overtake a police car in a 30 mph zone playing Smack My Bitch Up at full volume with the passenger window down whilst brewing a cup of tea.

That wouldn't be a problem here, the police are so laid back they still wouldn't bother to stop you. In fact, they'd probably match your speed, wind the window down and ask it you has any spare tea going.

 

[Kumquat]

How about when they pull you over and ask you the inevitable opener "Hello Sir, do you know why we have stopped you?" reply "No officer. Because you want me to go round your house and kick your wife's back door in?"

 

[public school boy]

Going to drive through Golders Green dressed in my SS officer's uniform flying the Palestinian flag.

 

[Brighton TID]

Go into the weight room of your local gym, where you will find a group of men huddled together in front of the big mirror all pumping iron. These men usually all have the same haircut and matching tattoos and also wear white vests. *Go up to the biggest one and say, 'excuse me mate, are heterosexuals allowed in this room too?'